PAYDAY 2™

The chad move to play this game? Download a mod to remove every track of Ethan and Hila from the game. Believe me, you will enjoy the game way more without those two humor blackholes draining the enjoyment from your time playing.

The part about killing the medic being a Geneva Convention violation is a load of bollocks. The medic brandishes a red cross which is a protected symbol which essentially means "don't shoot me, I'm here to save people". The Geneva Convention clearly states if someone is wearing a red cross on a battlefield then they are NOT allowed to participate in combat unless in self defence. Making the medic a violation of the Geneva Convention, not the other way around.

You forgot to mention the awakening of the Cthulu in the lore segment. The lore of this game is so insanely convoluted, its like walking through a maze blindfolded with both of your legs broken.

The safehouse upgrades are actually required to get the secret ending bit, and that includes Scarface's room. So while Scarface isn't canon anymore [he was added as a tie in to a remake that got canned, and the DLC is no longer for sale], his piano specifically is. I hate licensing and IP rights.

Switching from DW to DSOD is like going from weed to fentanyl.

Tonite on Yoshi gear: James commits a warcrime during a robbery, Hammond cooks a large amount of meth and Jeremy mods h3h3 out of the game.

Fun fact: the only reason Yoshi hates snipers is because he exclusively plays Anarchist.

After playing payday 2 for so long I can officially say I’m ready for my first heist. See you guys on the news.

As a native of Baltimore, the quote "It's actually impressive how little of a shit the civilians give about the gang of armed clowns turning DC into Baltimore" is one of the most accurate descriptions of Payday 2, and of Baltimore.

NO FUCKING WAY THAT WAS YOU ON THE COMMUNITY POSTS ABOUT THE MEDIC. I WAS THERE ASWELL WTF THATS SO FUNNY

Hey Yoshi, as a certified forklift operator, that frequently breaks shit at work, lemme tell you that forklifts are a dangerous weapon that could kill anything, including your bank account after you get fired for running the forks through a customers car, killing their infant child and it's mother, while the husband watches on in terror, right before you reverse into him, crushing him against a concrete pillar. Also, doing this will probably land your ass in jail, but no to worry, just hire the Payday gangs lawyer, and you will be fine

Best part is when i simply wear an eye glass and everyone just goes mad and call the cops

"Payday 2 is a terrible game that fell dick first into one of the most satisfying gameplay loops in video game history despite being held together by little more than jizz and almir listos fucking beard sweat." - Me during a fit of blind rage a few years ago. (after several infamy levels and hundreds of hours)

Payday 2 is an absolutely buggy and broken mess of a game. It’s enemies are stupid as shit, most of the weapons are shit, it was literally built on a game engine made for racing games and has way too much DLC to boot. Fucking 9.6/10 masterpiece. Would spend another 325 hours playing it any breakfast of the month

2:12 fun fact, Jiro can speak English, however he basically refuses to

Creating that Akimbo Judge Nerf skin was the biggest mistake of my life

The character development of the straw man of going from a timid considerate fellow to going to an angry foul-mouthed mongoloid is something I wasn't expecting, I am hoping for his character growth to end up with him being revealed to be the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ in the black yoshi lore.

Imagine making a game in a racing engine and still managing to f-ck up the car driving in question.

Speaking of soundtracks too, I really liked how Mercy Hospitals level track is Code Silver, which in real life is code for “Person with a weapon/firearm.”

How a game about robbing banks could have its story spiral into something as crazy as PayDay 2 is beyond me. It's like if you were to put the whole Fast and Furious series plotline into just 2 games.