UWE BOLL'S™ FAR CRY™
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Published 2022-05-03
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So here it is. Uwe Boll's Far Cry Movie. This is easily the video I've spent the most time working on and it's also the one I somehow managed to get out in the quickest time possible. See? I said I was improving my upload schedule lmao. Don't forget to like, favourite, subscribe, what-the-heck-ever, donate to my patreon, etc etc. And don't forget to tune into my streams tomorrow! I'd much appreciate it!
Also sorry if the audio is a little weird, I had problems with my headset and audio software rip.
All Comments (21)
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I told you all I'd fix my upload schedule lmao
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It’s a wide spread joke in Germany that Till Schweiger has only one face expression
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Uwe Boll has never ceased to amaze me. The fact that he actually thinks his movies are good, the most mind boggling aspect of it all.
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"where do you think all of krieger's failed experiments go?" "dude, that's just wrong." best idle enemy dialogue ever
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Uwe Boll movies are absolutely batshit insane, ESPECIALLY for game adapted movies.
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Fun fact: Dr. Krieger from this movie is the very same guy that played Yuri in C&C Red Alert 2. Absolute fucking lad.
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I like how you sneaked a Far Cry review into your movie review. Man this brought me back, Far Cry is truly the Far Cry 2 of FPS
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Far Cry blew me away when it came out; the fresh tropical setting, the feeling of non-linearity, the music, gunplay etc Felt like the first FPS to give HL2 a run for it's money. Then we had F.E.A.R not long after, which also promoted it's enemy A.I. And here we are, in 2022, with absolutely moronic enemies. oh well.
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He's the funniest director alive imo, his letterboxd reviews are hilarious. He really is a living meme
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Better watch out, he'll try and box you cause you said his movies are bad
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Fun fact: the woman that plays Valerie in the movie plays as a main female character in need for speed carbon.
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Uwe boll sounds like something you'd order at a drive thru: "Yeah, hi, i'd like the Uwe Bowl please"
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The directors played far cry for 5 minutes and said “I’ll make this into a movie”
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Removing Craig Fairbrass’ British accent is like removing alcohol from vodka. You just lost one of the most iconic components of it’s existence.
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26:34 I'm so glad my boy seth got a cameo in this film.
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the movie mutants look like a dollar store Prometheus alien
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23:03 yeah, I hate these people who think it's unbelievable that enemies can see you from further than 10 meters away during the day.
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I honestly low-key liked how unforgiving the AI soldiers were in this game. I mean it does soft-lock you in some areas and force you to reload a save way back to prevent yourself being instantly sniped once you leave the door, but that's honestly realistic - they are trained elite soldiers, after all.
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Uwe Boll truly is an underestimated mastermind. The postal movie now this? Truly legendary
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I love the subtle use of the Payday 2 drawing tool to explain the path of the rocket to the boat
