Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus OST - Children of the Omnissiah[Extended]

*Starts Microwave with religious intent*

When a player on your team ragequits the match, but the replacement bot is better at the game than they were:

The vending machine gave me 3 M&Ms instead of one....Praise the omnissiah

“The flesh is weak. My only salvation is through the blessed machine” - Me, standing in front of the AC unit on a hot day

When you kindly ask your computer to stop lagging and it does.

Nurse: "Hey, there. How are you feeling?" Me waking up after my pacemaker insertion:

I like how people around the world have machine spirit experiences while i witnessed my granddad channeling the energy of the WAAAAAGH to make his tractor start up on cold days

Mechanicus: "I want to be a machine" Necrons: "Trust me you don't"

Religious family meeting Alexa, let us pray Alexa:

When you realize that nowadays Mars is, tecnically, the only know planet inhabited just by machines:

I work as mechanic for CAT heavy mining equipment. I usually speak to the machines that arrive at the workshop when it's my turn to work on them. A few days ago while working on one of them I tried to work faster by mounting complete modules instead of assembling them piece by piece, then a piece of metal punched through my protective clothing over my forearm. After removing the piece, I continued working. When I was done, I pulled my sleeve up and saw the bleeding wasn't stopping, so I went to the company's doctor but he wasn't available. So went back to my post grabbing my arm, to reduce the bleeding. Then an old mechanic saw me and asked what was the matter; after explaining my injury and showing the blood, he said "wait a moment" and went to his tool case, he returned with a synthetic towel for oil leaks and some duct tape, he proceeded to wrap it around the wound. The bleeding stopped. Then he said " In cases of absolute emergency we fix hydraulic hoses like this, if the oil pressure is not too high or the leak is not to big". Then he told me I should be more careful and went back to his tasks. I was amazed, he patch me up as if I was one of the machines we fix. While continuing my job I spoke to the giant dump truck that stabbed me, and said: "Forgive my insolence spirit of the machine, I shall perform the repairs as the ritual commands."

As a CNC machinist, this is the song that plays on a 24/7 loop around our factory. It's to give us the most precise and best quality parts.

When you think about it the old geezers who said their steam trains were living beings with their own distinct personalities might have been onto something

Everybody gangster until toaster starts chanting in high gothic

REJOICE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND PRAISE THE OMNISSAIAH, FOR MECHANICUS IS GETTING A SEQUEL!

The whole concept of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Omnissiah basically summarizes the relationship between Programmers and Coding. "How'd you get your code work?" "I have no idea."

everybody gangsta until the church starts walking....

When you write your first "Hello World" program:

I've been a team lead at my manufacturing job for almost 2 years now. We're required by procedure to do a mic test for all skype meetings. This is the song I use as mic test. Because the Omnissiah hears us as we bring his noble creations to the battlefield.

Doing a bunch of remodeling in a 100+ year old building. The wiring in here is….archaic, to put it kindly. But I’ve got this track on repeat in my headphones, and I WILL appease the machine spirit that dwells in this place. Praise be to The Omnissiah!