In a Zombie apocalypse...

Zombie apocalypse doesn’t really hit until the internet is out

“I wanna live without worrying for survival each day” - leaves front door unlocked (pre-apocalypse)

I think this would be interesting to add, but while I was playing the Walking Dead, my dad, having served in the military, told me that the unsanitary situation alone for the characters suck. He said that people imagine themselves there with only mild discomfort, but if you actually experience in real life it's just a chaotic, humid, sticky, hungry, thirsty mess, with flies just crawling and flying around you, and he added that the blood stains as well kind of just doubles it. It's no where near to what you can imagine until you experience it for yourself.

I’m reminded of a dream I had in a zombie apocalypse where after I managed to escape a group of zombies I forced myself to wake up just like, “This had better be a dream because I do not want to live this life.”

"Sleep in a bed?" Said the man, sleeping on the floor...

"There's a Zombie apocalypse outside" Caleb: "Guess I'll die"

I literally just told my daughter the Zombie Apocalypse seemed like too much effort, so I would just lay down and die verse trying to survive. then 5 minutes later she shared this video. I am now laughing to death instead.

I love how this lists all the good points on why you wouldn't really want a zombie apocalypse. Like yeah, what if you run out of toilet paper, clean water, home-cooked meals, internet, lights, etc. Like, there's so many things you'd lose. And if it's running zombies, you ain't standing a chance.

- "Society collapsed, you have no more student loans" - "Say no more, pass that katana, we out"

People in movies: “I gotta survive like a badass” Reality:

"A life where my aspirations and daily goals are to survive the day is not the life for me." Bro casually drops the rawest quote when a zombie apocalypse starts

“We have to fight in a zombie apocalypse!” “So we have to work to survive everyday?” “Yeah, basically.” “So nothing’s changed?”

Survival Caleb: “Wanna fight zombies” Caleb: “R E A L S H I T”

Zombies: "braiiiiiiiiinss" Caleb: "no thanks not today" Zombies: "understandable, have a nice day"

Plot twist: at 0:30 he was actually trying to sleep because he knows zombies burn during the day. He also knows that his plant defense and lawnmowers will protect him

I've accepted that if a full blown zombie apocalypse happens (no matter how unlikely) I'm going out to fight for however long I last. I'm type 1 diabetic my meds MIGHT last 2 months before they spoil.

ALTERNATE ENDING: Zombie walks in: hey I'm here for the interview

“Let’s fight to survive” “Nah, I’d rather die” “Okay. Let’s fight cuz it’s cool and violent” “ THESE ZOMBIES WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT ‘EM “

Still prolly my favorite Caleb video brah. He creates a whole ass universe with lore on this four minute video.

"So you're saying that ALL of our country's defences couldn't survive the outbreak, but you think just the two of us is enough to fight through the hordes of zombies?"