bang ceo on "say yes to the dress??"
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Published 2022-01-24
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A man who constantly surrounds himself with bikini-clad models is EXACTLY the man to forbid his own gf, fiancee or wife to wear anything too revealing. You see, he judges all other men by his own standards, and categorised women into those that can be freely objectified and HIS PROPERTY that other men can't get a chance to see too much of because it would harm HIM.
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I like how Danny hears "mermaid gown" and immediately assumes she's in a full blown Ariel tail swimming in an aquarium.
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"I'm in the Bang CEO's target age range" is such a terrifying statement but also something I kind of want on a T-shirt
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Literally so glad the “SAY YES TO THE $LUT” line is a TikTok audio it’s literally my favorite joke
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The sheer relief in her voice when the salesperson asked if she could kick out the husband, sweetheart that ain't it
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She knows exactly what she wants, she said it right up top that she wants a mermaid style dress with no lace, shes literally too AFRAID OF HIM to assert herself
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Jack “owoc” is fruit in Polish. this dudes name is Jackfruit
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Her saying "we can't show him this one" is so unbelievably sad. Can't imagine having a fiancé that's so mean that you know he will make you feel bad about the dress you dreamed of for your WEDDING.
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I can't even imagine being that girl's mom and watching her get married to a rude-ass man twice her age.
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He literally sees women as, "wife material" or "sexual object". Truly transcends time
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Fun fact: according to Google she’s 19x’s richer than he is and is actually a fashion designer. So what the HECK is going on in this store?!?!
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“well we found a dress she likes but now we need to keep the fiance from throwing a tootsie roll in the punch bowl” WHAT?? LMAOOO SOUTHERN PPL SAY THE FUNNIEST SHIT I LOVE IT
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The fact that BANG CEO's name is Jack OWOc is the worst thing to ever exist. When is he gonna start selling BANG-themed Fursuits
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Surprised that the Bang CEO wasn't dressed head to toe in all the red flags he's throwing up.
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Everyone say it with me: “Adults can be groomed too.”
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"Is this a wedding or a BOOBY" is one of the best quotes of all time
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“SAY YES TO THE SLUT” is one of the funniest things fucking ever and i have no idea why.
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She said she didn't know what she wanted but literally in the clip before she wants mermaid style and she hates lace. It sounds very much like she knows what she wants but she's being manipulated
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it's also crazy because none of these dresses are like particularly revealing. like even a "flirty" wedding dress is still a big ass gown that covers most of a woman's body. there really isn't all that much on display
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The fact that Danny made a song to get became a famous tiktok audio but saying a one liner got him it
