Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For
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Published 2020-03-31
Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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All Comments (21)
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HA
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"Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "
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This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories
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"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀
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"Your body is made up of 65% water" proceeds to remove 100% of him
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Siren: I want my REAL mom The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐
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"Siren" means "mermaid" and "Adam" means "man" and I hate this movie
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Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.
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I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.
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Siren:... Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”
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'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....
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"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune
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i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo
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“you’re made up of 65% water” 12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation
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Siren: is named siren Me: So like the mermaid thingy Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance
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LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."
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She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.
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girl: hey siren whos ur crush? siren: water
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21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.” There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.
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Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.
