Every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Course Ranked

Yo, thanks for having me on! I tried to get Mount Wario, but it was taken. :(

Schaff slowly becoming more and more unhinged as he discussed the battle mode for 8 is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing of all time 😭

1:04:44 "I'm in the love with the shape of Yoshi."

This new years...we're going back in time to the first Mario Kart 8 release to get toads factory ON the roster

The complete and utter confused disbelief Schaff had that the sun doesn’t set in Sunset Wilds is hilarious lol

2:32:42 just because it’s 153 minutes in doesn’t mean we’re gonna ignore this sick bomb throw

8:57 "Where's the sunset, Nintendo? You were supposed to put it in a lap ago…"

1:27:07 the pure malice behind his voice is absolutely insane, i love it

The sheer rage in Schaff's voice when talking about Toad's Turnpike battle mode had me wheezing from laughter. Oscar worthy performance.

I just want to give a MASSIVE commendation to Schaff and his team. I know that this year has been really hard for a lot of you, but I had never seen a year where your stuff had been so consistently great. You’ve brought so much joy to us all. I hope from now on things only get better for all of you. Now have a very Merry Christmas, you all deserve it.🎄

i cant believe this video is only 4 months old, it hit me when listening to the end credits. it just feels like such an integeral part of this channel that ive been rewatching and rewatching that it must have been around for longer. one of your best videos schaff.

I love the little detail that the opening number thing for Piranha Plant Slide in the MK7 ranking is, "Slide to the left," and the opening for it here is, "Slide to the right!" Delightful!

Schaff just established a G tier. This is lore now. This is a canon event

0:00 Intro D TIER 6:46 Sunset Wilds 11:28 GetMadz on Sunset Wilds! 12:15 Toad Circuit 14:25 Tokyo Blur 15:48 Mario Circuit 3 (SNES) 18:05 Scott The Woz on Mario Circuit 3! 18:58 Dry Dry Desert C- TIER 20:18 London Loop 21:30 Mario Circuit (GBA) 22:26 Toad’s Turnpike 23:47 Bone-Dry Dunes 25:01 Water Park 26:11 Donut Plains 3 26:46 Twisted Mansion C TIER 27:42 Los Angeles Laps C+ TIER 28:39 Berlin Byways 30:10 Dragon Driftway 30:42 Sweet Sweet Canyon 32:03 Cheese Land 33:20 Rainbow Road (Wii U) 34:34 Olivia Mendel on Rainbow Road MK8! 35:46 Sky Garden B- TIER 38:16 Rock Rock Mountain 39:18 Sky-High Sundae 40:42 Vancouver Velocity 41:37 Mario Circuit (DS) 42:44 Albert Boris on DS Mario Circuit! 43:25 Boo Lake 44:02 Daisy Circuit 46:38 Merry Mountain 48:04 Arlo on Merry Mountain! 48:49 Rosalina's Ice World 49:52 Neo Bowser City 50:33 GWallPro on Neo Bowser City! 51:14 Dolphin Shoals 52:16 Paris Promenade 53:08 Mario Kart Stadium 53:33 Ranking Every Game's Starter Course! 55:16 New York Minute 56:16 Goop Videos on New York Minute! B TIER 57:09 Ice Ice Outpost 59:41 Yoshi Valley 1:01:08 Rome Avanti 1:02:12 Koopa Cape 1:03:31 Riverside Park 1:03:59 Mario Circuit (Wii U) 1:04:44 Yoshi Circuit 1:06:00 Captain Astronaut on Yoshi Circuit! 1:06:50 Amsterdam Drift 1:07:34 Piranha Plant Cove 1:08:15 Cheep Cheep Beach 1:08:41 Thwomp Ruins 1:09:29 Hyrule Circuit 1:11:35 Swiftjar on Hyrule Circuit! 1:12:20 Wild Woods 1:12:54 SilokHawk on Wild Woods! 1:13:33 Bowser's Castle (Wii U) 1:14:29 YINSED on MK8 Bowser's Castle! B+ TIER 1:15:19 Rainbow Road (SNES) 1:15:59 Excitebike Arena 1:16:41 Macro on Excitebike Arena! BATTLE MODE 1:17:17 Ranking Each Battle Mode! 1:18:37 Ranking Each Battle Track! 1:22:17 Battle Mode on Wii U 1:23:28 Ranking Each Wii U Battle Course 1:27:16 Squarespace BACK TO REGULAR TRACKS 1:28:22 Sunshine Airport 1:29:45 Bangkok Rush 1:30:31 Royal Raceway 1:31:13 Madrid Drive 1:32:07 Sherbet Land 1:33:59 Moo Moo Meadows 1:35:12 Shyntos on Moo Moo Meadows! 1:35:40 Animal Crossing 1:37:21 MissFushi on Animal Crossing! 1:37:55 Choco Mountain 1:38:54 Shroom Ridge A- TIER 1:39:52 Wario Stadium 1:40:40 Sydney Sprint 1:41:27 Baby Park 1:42:24 PeanutButterGamer on Baby Park! 1:43:15 Toad Harbor 1:43:45 Athens Dash 1:44:46 Schaff's Grandma on Athens Dash! 1:45:33 Grumble Volcano 1:46:41 Wario's Gold Mine A TIER 1:47:55 Daisy Cruiser 1:48:39 Shy Guy Falls 1:49:06 AKfamilyhome on Shy Guy Falls! 1:49:46 DK Summit 1:50:45 Super Bell Subway 1:52:17 Piranha Plant Slide 1:53:15 Rainbow Road (N64) 1:54:40 Ribbon Road 1:55:33 Coconut Mall 1:57:52 Mushroom Gorge 1:58:41 DK Mountain 1:59:46 DK Jungle 2:00:21 Sir Musty on DK Jungle! 2:01:04 Bowser Castle 3 (SNES) 2:02:23 Cloudtop Cruise 2:03:32 Jon Cartwright on Cloudtop Cruise! 2:04:05 Snow Land A+ TIER 2:05:40 Kalimari Desert 2:07:22 Mute City 2:08:06 Peach Gardens 2:09:38 Singapore Speedway 2:11:00 AntDude on Singapore Speedway! 2:11:53 Moonview Highway 2:14:04 Yoshi's Island 2:16:08 MasaeAnela on Yoshi's Island! 2:16:49 Mount Wario 2:18:48 Odyssey Central on Mount Wario! S TIER 2:19:33 Waluigi Stadium 2:21:32 Tick-Tock Clock 2:22:23 Electrodrome 2:23:35 Music Park 2:24:10 TetraBitGaming on Music Park! 2:24:53 Maple Treeway 2:25:46 Shesez on Maple Treeway! 2:26:29 Waluigi Pinball 2:27:58 BusterCorp on Waluigi Pinball! 2:28:25 Squeaky Clean Sprint 2:31:02 Nathaniel Bandy on Squeaky Clean Sprint! 2:31:45 Big Blue 2:32:54 Uncultured Swine on Big Blue! 2:33:49 Rainbow Road (Wii) 2:36:06 Ninja Hideaway 2:38:34 Rainbow Road (3DS) 2:40:28 Outro Let me know if I need to correct anything! This comment probably won't get a lot of likes because I'm making it a few hours after the video came out. I don’t like begging for likes, but likes mean that more people can see this comment, so please like if you think it deserves it! Have a wonderful day!

59:42 Wow I can't believe you were able to talk about Yoshi valley for nearly 2 hours, according to the chapter titles! (For real though what an excellent video, thank you for the laughs and the interesting opinions! 💖

1:44:50 grandma coming on to rate athens dash was so wholesome

Schaff’s unbridled rage towards the Wii U Battle Mode is both hilarious and really shocking, I’ve never seen him THIS mad before, like damn man 😭

1:27:07 “THIS SHIT BELONGS IN G TIERRR CONGRATULATIONS TOADS TURNPIKE” made me laugh for reals. Slay

Base Game: 18:58 Dry Dry Desert 21:30 Mario Circuit (GBA) 22:26 Toad’s Turnpike 23:47 Bone-Dry Dunes 25:01 Water Park 26:11 Donut Plains 3 26:46 Twisted Mansion 30:42 Sweet Sweet Canyon 33:20 Rainbow Road (Wii U) 51:14 Dolphin Shoals 53:08 Mario Kart Stadium 59:41 Yoshi Valley 1:03:59 Mario Circuit (Wii U) 1:08:15 Cheep Cheep Beach 1:08:41 Thwomp Ruins 1:13:33 Bowser's Castle (Wii U) 1:28:22 Sunshine Airport 1:30:31 Royal Raceway 1:32:07 Sherbet Land 1:33:59 Moo Moo Meadows 1:39:52 Wario Stadium 1:43:15 Toad Harbor 1:45:33 Grumble Volcano 1:48:39 Shy Guy Falls 1:52:17 Piranha Plant Slide 1:53:15 Rainbow Road (N64) 1:59:46 DK Jungle 2:02:23 Cloudtop Cruise 2:16:49 Mount Wario 2:21:32 Tick-Tock Clock 2:22:23 Electrodrome 2:23:35 Music Park DLC: 30:10 Dragon Driftway 32:03 Cheese Land 49:52 Neo Bowser City 57:09 Ice Ice Outpost 1:04:44 Yoshi Circuit 1:09:29 Hyrule Circuit 1:12:20 Wild Woods 1:15:19 Rainbow Road (SNES) 1:15:59 Excitebike Arena 1:35:40 Animal Crossing 1:41:27 Baby Park 1:46:41 Wario's Gold Mine 1:50:45 Super Bell Subway 1:54:40 Ribbon Road 2:07:22 Mute City 2:31:45 Big Blue

2:40:30 this is my favorite part of the video, just seeing schaff ramble on about random things makes me want to watch this channel more, please do more like this Edit: wth why did this get so many likes bro my comments get like, 4 likes