Every Mario Kart Character Ranked
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Published 2022-07-19
Schaff picks the best of the best Mario Kart characters, including Cat Peach, light-blue Shy Guy, and Orange Yoshi!
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All Comments (21)
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The fact that Funky Kong has yet to return is straight criminal
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The fact Daisy is also like "WAHOO! Hi I'm Daisy" when she wins is pure comedy gold. Like as if we didn't know from the race itself
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How poetic that Schaff's best AND worst Mario Kart characters simultaneously returned for the final wave of Mario Kart 8 DX's Booster Course Pass
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“Im certain if peachette appeared in a mainline Mariokart people would be livid” I’ve got bad news for you…
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You just gotta respect Schaff for making these types of videos because he wants to and not because anyone asked
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One thing I love about Link in Mario Kart is the big smile he's always got on his face. He's so happy to be there, and I'm happy for him. He needs a break from all the kingdom saving, and while he's been in Smash since 64, that's just more fighting, so it's nice to see him in something where he can really relax and have fun.
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I'm convinced they put Peachette in the Booster Course pass to spite Schaffrillas. At least we got Funky.
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Hours before the new characters for the final Booster Course Pass got announced, my friends and I were discussing the Direct and I said I wanted Funky Kong to come back. One friend said we were gonna get Pauline and either Funky or Diddy. I half-jokingly said we were probably gonna get Peachette. Cue the Direct itself where ALL FOUR of these characters are announced.
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Was going to be upset that you ranked Bowser Jr. so low, but you called him “the skrunkly” so it’s okay now
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I’d love to see a smash ranking like this, not based on competitive viability but personal preference
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Funky Kong actually looks like he would do these crazy death races daily
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13:41 Good news Schaff. He's in the booster course pass and actually has magic effects
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"I don't like fart jokes, unless Wario is doing them" is such a true and based quote.
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The fact that Funky Kong is the “vehicle guy” in the Donkey Kong series makes him fit so well into the Mario Kart roster. Can’t believe you didn’t mention that.
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"If Peachette appeared in a mainline Mario Kart, people would be livid." Proceeds to laugh maniacally
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The fact that they put Schaff’s Top and BOTTOM pick was insane
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The Rosalina and Daisy appreciation in this video is immaculate. Thank you Schaff.
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I think there’s one thing we can all agree on Mario truly is one of the Mario Kart characters of all time
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Peachette's "Just like a princess!" line sounds like the actress was recorded at gunpoint
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I love how the DLC is literally adding your favorite and least favorite characters
