Influencer Cruise Is A Nightmare

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  • Once I was on a sinking ship with Pyrocynical. He was so nice that he inflated my body so I could float on the water and he also splashed some milk on me for nutrients. What a guy!
  • "The ship felloff" Thank you Pyro for your lovely vocabulary regarding a tragedy
  • @myjourney9730
    “I haven’t spent $50 000 on a single piece of art” sounds like he’s making the distinction because he may have spent $50 000 in total
  • 9 months on a cruise? Shit with all those buffets I'd come home looking like the average discord mod
  • @AndroidSaga1
    these cruises are designed for old people wanting to die traveling. Literally, there's a bunch of old people that, when they feel that death is near, go on voyage after voyage till they pass away en route
  • God I love how all of pyro fans can’t help but make inflation jokes
  • @ZANTgungaming
    If pyro was on the ship, everyone would inflate like life rafts
  • @forden9125
    Stuck on a ship for 9 months with influencers Sounds like a worse fate than death
  • @charlesfuzak
    While $60k is a lot of money, thats not bad for a 9 month worldwide cruise as long as its all inclusive. I think I paid about $2k for a 1 week Alaskan cruise. Along with the included dank ass buffet and 2 night fancy dinner(requiring formalwear), I won a couple buckets of beer and a free "pub crawl", along with 2 free bottles of champagne so even my drinking was heavily subsidized. As long as the cruise isn't a complete disaster of course.
  • My favourite sloptasic moment of this abhorrent video is how Pyrofeetical describes an international tragedy in which thousands died as “The boat fell off”
  • @Meximagic101
    I can actually imagine what it's like to be on a ship for 9 months. I'm in the navy
  • @dewitt3453
    “Can you imagine being on a ship for 9 months” My ass in the Navy:
  • What's crazy is that someone could get pregnant or be pregnant and not know yet and give birth all while still on the boat, the boat may arrive back with more people than it started with and then like where is that baby's country of birth? Crazy
  • @bonfiyahh
    I couldn't believe it when Pyro made a cruise ship specifically for all of his commission artists.
  • "I think you hit the 4 corners of the world in one single voyage" he says, as the words on the screen says "All four corners, one epic voyage" Holy shit Pyro that's a good guess.
  • Pyro: [Confuses an ocean liner (the Titanic) for a cruise ship] Me: "Why am I not surprised?"
  • @jordishima
    I took a 7-day cruise on this ship to Key West and Nassau for a destination wedding like 10 years ago. By day 3, I was already dying of boredom, and I’m not sure being of drinking age would’ve made it better. I have no idea why they didn’t use a newer, larger ship for such a cruise experience.
  • @nickladin
    I'm so sorry you had a nightmare Pyro
  • @dedbot9872
    Notice how he said a single piece of art, meaning he has spent $50,000 on multiple pieces of art