Poor Black People Dress Different Than Poor White People - Cody Woods - Standup Comedy

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1 Million in one month. Incredible. Thanks everyone.

“You have to hit kids if you’re on a budget.” That’s such an underrated line lmaooo

that "gluten free meth" line was so underrated, that was comedy gold.

I'm impressed at how much he got me to laugh in only 4 minutes while randomly scrolling YouTube and never hearing of him before. This guy is good

“You chose peace why would there be violence” 😹😹😹😹

"I thought we were friends!!" "No, I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore. They only accept one!" 😭😭😭😭

That was 100% facts. I was a white kid that lived in a trailer and went to a nearly all-black school. I understood all of this real quick, and it was very infuriating as well as scary, to have the adults that were in control of everyone's' lives be so clueless. In school, when somebody wants to fight you, you are now going to get fought AND punished no matter what you do, and oftentimes in some of these really messed up schools, the people going around starting fights with everyone aren't even getting punished and that's the reason they're able to act that way every day. When a group of people are about to attack you, and everyone is watching, the teacher's advice is not going to work. The adults all tell you to basically act like a wimp, say you don't want to fight, and run to a teacher for help. But what they're not considering is that you have to survive for 7-8 hours a day in that building with these same people for years. Snitch on them today and they will find you again. If they get expelled, their friends will find you and it will be even worse. And other people watching will want to attack you too, because you made yourself "look like a bitch". When people are bullying and attacking you, especially physically, you have to stand up for yourself, it's the only way to survive, and schools need to ALLOW you to stand up for yourself. For me, getting constantly reprimanded for defending myself was way more traumatizing to me than the people that would gang up on me and slam my head into concrete. Fights I could handle, physical pain I could handle, but feeling like I had no choice but to be a victim, getting punished just for hitting back, made me feel like the whole world was against me, because my whole world was. And his joke about hitting his friend to rise up the food chain is realer than it sounds. A lot of the kids that started fights with me were actually other white kids that acted like they were my friends and then attacked me in front of everyone, so they wouldn't get bullied, because they were bullies. I even said some mean things to kids a couple of times in elementary school to try and climb up that food chain, but I didn't like how it felt and I regretted it, I felt like I should have been defending them instead, but I was a kid under pressure that wasn't thinking straight, and I made a mistake. These schools are toxic. Adults are running these schools like they don't remember what it was like to be in them. They aren't, won't, and can't, protect kids from every negative experience. So they need to let them protect themselves when no one else will. Otherwise they are forcing them to spend their formative years as victims.

I grew up poor as sh!t. I remember being a freshman and getting made fun of because my dad found a pair of size 13 chuck Taylors. I wore them because I didn't have a choice. I was a size 10 at the time. So embarrassing being that kid. I fought a lot because everyone always picked on me for my clothes. By the end of freshman year I had started my own business doing landscaping and washing vehicles. At 15 years old I was making about $60 a day working for 3 or 4 hours every day after school. It built character and made me stronger. Now I make more than most everyone who made fun of me.

I’m blk and I definitely laughed when his mom said, “Why don’t you just tell them that you don’t want to fight?”

“You chose peace why would there be violence?” I’m in tears 😂😂😂

This was a certified hood classic.

Lmfao “if you didn’t want a confrontation why would they proceed?” 😂

"look like I can cook meth, if it's gluten free" "Jordan ain't dunking no more, he's taking a charge" - those 2 did me in

I as black man On behalf of the black man delegation, and the black delegation as a whole approve this comedy 🤣🤣🤣 shit was funny asf 😂

"They only accept one , I'm Eminien and you are Maclamore" 💀💀🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽

"Jordan's are wasted on fat kids. They get sideways....." the visual is perfect and so true

He’s gonna blow up . His shit resonates with everyone and he can talk to black people without acting black....like tracy Morgan and Dave Chappelle can do with white people.

Not sure how I got here but I'm glad I did. Wishing you much success! This is hilarious. I really appreciate when comedians can make everyone feel like they can relate and even if they can't we can all laugh together. That's exactly what the world needs. ♥️

Not only good at comedy, but obviously a very wholesome guy.