The Marble League 2021 Unqualified Teams

Published 2021-06-24
Want some year-old roasts that still maintained freshness?

How about the Oceanics:    • The Oceanics: In Davy Jones' Locker.  

or the Pinkies:    • The Pinkies: Not in the Pink of Health  

00:00 Intro
00:27 Jungle Jumpers
01:09 Midnight Wisps
02:04 Team Primary
02:49 Snowballs
03:36 Balls of Chaos
04:13 Oceanics
05:13 Pinkies
06:29 Kobalts
07:09 Bumblebees
08:05 Turtle Sliders
09:04 Solar Flares
09:41 Team Galactic
10:58 outro

Something I didn't add in the video: Thank you (and a bit of congrats) to Jelle and the JMR team for getting another year rolling and for running an entertaining universe.

Just to clarify, I'm not affiliated with any of them, I'm just a fan of this League.

Enough so that I put in actual effort to shtpost about it on a regular basis.

If you're still reading all this, I have a surprise for the Tunderbolts

All Comments (21)
  • @lydiavalentino
    We're called the Oceanics because like the ocean, our pain is deep and seemingly unending.
  • My favourite thing about Thesaurus is that he doesn’t hold back on being cruel with his roasts, it’s great!
  • @GameReviewsXX
    “Hi Solar Flares. Bye Solar Flares” Made me laugh out loud.
  • @Decumos
    I'm not prepared to hear a dinosaur roast Balls of Chaos. This should not have happened. :(
  • @Za_Ra_bruh
    Will I be entertained by a guy roasting a bunch of marbles? Yes
  • @richmartin1427
    Didn’t the Oceanics host two years ago and because they did so bad they fired their coach in the middle of the marble league? They are a franchise in disarray I think.
  • I nearly cried when midnight wisps didn't qualify, seriously something needs to be done about wospy I think he needs a break he just keeps on underperforming and we are so close to being great rather than good.
  • @HateHater2205
    “Maybe with the rise of global temperatures you could just join the Oceanics” OMG I am dying 😭
  • @vaporeon344
    The Midnight Wisps missing out on the marble league absolutely shatters my heart. That funnel performance made me sick to my stomach. Still cheering for them in the showdown, probably gonna support a different team for the league. The Glaciers look cool, so I hope they do well. Of course, still a Wisps fan at heart. Hopefully, the time of failure for the wisps is short. #MidnightWisps
  • @joeyruss3933
    Me waiting for this video to come out knowing that the Rojo Rollers will avoid the massive roast for once. Keep up the good work Dino
  • @lemonlime3827
    Guess he won't be roasting the Limers today... Because they're doing good so far 😎
  • @sudheer8745
    Oh dear gawd how bad is he gonna keep roasting pinkies
  • I’m just happy the green ducks qualified so you’re wrong predicting they will lose
  • @marioxboxfan577
    Was a great video, I’m happy my Wisps weren’t roasted as badly as I thought they were going to be. Although we will be stuck in this strange island called the showdown, I hope the Wisps can get their revenge on the evil empire in 2022
  • @prodbydripz9676
    Maybe with the rising global temperatures you can just join the oceanic. Cleverest and funniest roast i’ve heard for a while.
  • @eli-is
    Shining Swarm Qualified... I don't care anymore that Team Galactic, the Midnight Wisps, Balls of Chaos, the Jungle Jumpers, and the Solar Flares all failed to qualify. Having Shining Swarm in the Marble League is enough of a silver lining for me. The Indigo Stars are amazing too.
  • I’m just here for the Pinkies roast. And the Oceanics fail review And…. Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🍊Rangers.
  • @jasperoliger
    im so glad momo squeaked by! theu are my fav and have good attendiance where my MoMo fans at!
  • @Eidenhoek
    Marble Showdown. THAT'S the name. Did Savage Speedeers win the Marbula 1 and Marble League consecutively? I can't remember. Either CCE has the chance to be the only team to do it, or the only team in the same season, I think? STILL, the fact that Crazy Cats Eyes are clearly leveraging their assets* to make this year a great one-and winning the friendly-makes me a pretty dang big fan this year. It's still obscene that they almost got 200 points in the Marbula 1, and nuts that they averaged above a bronze the whole time (they were at silver after round 8, I believe). I'm happy for my Ducks. I want us to remain in the upper-half of the League, as that's competent. That's competitive. It's rare for a team to stay excellent, and I think it speaks to the overall structure of the team to stay relevant*. We've gotten a silver and a bronze in top-level events, and I don't necessarily *need another one to be proud of the team. I'm sad that the Snowballs/Glaciers rivalry isn't happening, though I'm stoked for the Glaciers. I'm confused why the Rojo Rollers and Raspberry Racers haven't merged (especially after the Marbula One issues with them trying to not get lapped.) Jumpers not being able to compete with the Ducks makes me sad. Solar Flares had a nice moment early, and I hope they have fun in the Showdown. It's not common for a new team to do all that well, so I'm happy for them to have shown talent. Let's see if they can develop for a year and compete with the Sliders (my sister's favorite team because turtles). I'd expect CCE to have at worst the 3rd best funding in the league, only potentially behind O'Rangers, whom I consider the "soul" of the League, and the Savage Speeders, the "best" team in the league. Given that CCE is the only team to do the League, Marbula 1, *and Sand Rally, I'd expect them to get ahead based off that third source of revenue. Not that money = ability, of course, but money can mean better training.