How to pick your favorite marble team.

Published 2020-04-05
2021 Edition:    • How to pick your favorite marble team...  


This video is for all you newcomers looking for a JMR team to root for. I'm here to provide manufactured beef to give it that traditional sports feeling.

link to Jelle's Marble Runs:    / @jellesmarbleruns  

link to my Oceanics video:    • The Oceanics: In Davy Jones' Locker.  

link to the FRC review:    • FRC Event Review: Houston World Champ...  

00:00 Intro
01:11 Balls of Chaos
01:42 Chocolatiers
02:06 Crazy Cats' Eyes
02:35 Green Ducks
03:11 Hazers
03:45 Indigo Stars
04:01 Jawbreakers
04:41 Jungle Jumpers
05:04 Limers
05:31 Midnight Wisps
05:50 Mellow Yellow
06:40 O'rangers
07:15 Oceanics
08:21 Pinkies
09:22 Raspberry Racers
09:58 Rojo Rollers
10:21 Savage Speeders
10:47 Team Galactic
11:14 Team Momo
11:57 Team Primary
12:16 Thunderbolts
12:48 Outro


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All Comments (21)
  • @bugglest0n
    Some dude on the Internet: calls the Pinkies trash Me: never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
  • @mollybaker957
    “Mellow yellow is a strong team” Marble League 2020 “are you sure a bout that?”
  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    How to pick your favorite marble team: "Hey, this color looks neat!"
  • @lauren9131
    “It’s like watching a train wreck happen at 2 miles an hour over the course of four years”
  • @Silvarret
    This is an amazing video. But I feel like you're missing out on the reason real kings choose a team: they like the color/design of the marbles. Hazers all the way, they look cool.
  • @MegTalksGlee
    You missed the most obvious one, people who support team Momo just because of that horrific injury
  • 9:03 casual reminder that both Oceanics and Pinkies managed to end below a team that DIDNT FINISH THE EVENT
  • @piros100
    I didn't get any of your refernces to real sports teams, but can confirm that your analysis of the marbles teams is spot on. #QuackAttack
  • @moogamooga2100
    Guy I’ve never heard of: Balls of Chaos are sketchy. Me: HOW DARE YOU! Also me: He’s right about every other team though. Also-also me suddenly realizing my own loyalty-blindness: Oh my gosh, so THIS is what it’s like for sports fans.
  • @muckiwoltz9939
    As a proud Oceaniacs fan, I must say that you're totally right and I laughed so hard at the religion pun😂😂😂😂
  • @8Bitnoobgamer
    "It's more ugly duckling that grows up into an ugly duck" Christ man
  • @cactusguy4363
    Momo in a nutshell: who am I? I feel personally attacked
  • @wallaccefan5704
    Can't fool me, this is a roast of mainstream sports leagues in disguise!
  • I was Intrigued seeing this video about marble league but when you described yourself as a Great Value Urinating tree is when i truly got invested. I found my people
  • @snowykaze
    Snowballs are so bad, they don’t even qualify for this list.
  • @Cullencarry
    "you're probably a fan of any Boston sports" Ah so that's why I hate the Savage Speeders so much
  • @Lillith.
    Who are these human sports teams?