I bought the weirdest minecraft merch I could find

5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken

I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now

3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao

2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂

My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.

I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions

4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞

I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories

Is it worth it to buy all of this? No. But I would do it, too.

ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.

“I’m still chewing Karl” 💀💀💀

4:42 the nostalgia of seeing the same Minecraft creeper toy i owned as a kid didn't need to hit during the 3am video binge but I think I needed it ngl

The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.

I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.

11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs. lol. this scene made me laugh.

why is there french everywhere lol

1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"

From what I remember the oldest piece of Minecraft merch is a creeper figure from jinx that came out in 2010. I remember being a kid and finding out about it and I was amazed.

11:48 box: "ender dragon posing BIG figure" non-casualty: minecraft... big.

Something that was really cool was the Minecraft gameband, it was a digital watch that could be plugged into a computer and it’s display could be somewhat customized, but it also had Minecraft preloaded onto it and you could play Minecraft on any computer you plugged it into, but the website to download it’s companion app eventually went down and so it’s useless now unfortunately