Cursed Mario Products

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Published 2023-03-22
With the long-awaited Mario Movie around the corner, I thought now would be a great time to take a look at the most cursed Mario products Nintendo ever released.
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Check out the other cursed products videos:    • Hyperfixations  
English subtitles made by Caleb B!
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🎵Music:
New Super Mario Bros. Soundtrack - Overworld
Check Mii Out Channel - Submission Plaza Music (Extended)
New Super Mario Bros 2 Soundtrack - Beach Overworld (Leaf Beat)
ROBLOX Music - Horror
Single Player Menu - Mario Kart DS OST
Danganronpa 2 OST Let Us Sing of a Hollow Victory
Super Mario 64 Soundtrack - Super Mario 64 (Main Theme)
Mario Kart DS - Figure-8 Circuit
Mario Kart DS [OST] - Banshee Boardwalk (N64)
Mario Kart DS - Frappe Snowland (N64)
Bowser's Castle - Mario Kart Double Dash!!
Yoshi's Island DS Soundtrack - Flower Garden
Title Screen Main Menu (Mario Kart 64)
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
0:00 Intro
0:38 Food
4:00 Toys/Misc
7:18 Hotwheels
9:43 Toys/Misc Continued
15:30 Technology
18:02 Outro
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All Comments (21)
  • The fact that they didn't call the cereal "MariO's" is infuriating
  • The progression from cube shaped mugs to a mug that can kill you to a warp pipe mug that is actually a mug is insane!
  • @anameraucana1688
    I recently found one of those 2006 Mario balls in my childhood home’s backyard while cleaning underneath the back porch. The thing somehow survived after all this time and it’s been cleaned, but is incredibly faded. The weirdest part is I have zero memory of owning this ball, nor of any family members owning it.
  • I feel like this series is slowly going to become polygon's agenda
  • My favorite part is when Mario says: “wake up it’s time to leave dreamland!” *funky little Mario tune plays* I want that just so he can say it
  • @RichWithHate
    “Speaking of Mario Balls,” Is such an unironically hilarious sentence and i love it-
  • @Deathbrawl._
    I love his enthusiasm for these "Also their faces are just so goofy lookin' !!!!!1!!"
  • The voice activated Mario Telephone is by far the most interesting and dynamic piece of technology. Once again Charles Martinet knocks it out of the park. Also Super Mario Galaxy is my favorite Mario game, as well as my first video game ever.
  • @miramiscoci9827
    7:07 I have the princess Peach set and I can't even look at her when the screens are off
  • @AngryMunci5
    5:38 “speaking of Mario’s balls” Nothing has ever triggered my fight or flight sense more
  • @h0tsalsa
    As someone who grew up with a ton of this stuff, I can honestly say the Mario Mac and Cheese slapped. I think they had a Ninja Turtles one too. The fruit snacks were good too. The characters are all from Mario Bros 2.
  • @ZizZap4
    The gummy box pulling "oddly specific" characters uses box art from Super Mario Bros 2 (the weird one with shy guys and turnip throwing). All of those characters were featured in that game. So I'm thinking it was a promotional thing released alongside SMB2. Edit now that I've watched through: Favorite game: Mario Party DS is a super fun and often overlooked game whose singleplayer campaign has gotten me through two separate longer-term power outages. Favorite product: I had an LED light of one of Racoon Mario's sprites. Loved it since SMB3 on the GBA was my first game. Unfortunately during college moving I forgot I'd left batteries in it so it's a bit corroded now. :/
  • As an Australian i can confirm that Koala Mario is always waiting for me in the shadows