Rebel Moon 2 Is The Worst Movie Of The Year

If Zach Snyder doesn't care how the ships function, then why show us anything at all? By showing a boiler room and some kind of god-thing, he actually creates questions that the audience would not have asked. It's a spaceship, it flies in space, you literally could just say nothing about the technical details and everyone would have accepted that premise. But no, instead because I guess boiler rooms are cool or something, we now have ships that demand further explanation. This is like some kind of anti-writing or something, it's uncanny.

If Kathleen Kennedy turned something down, you know it’s bad

The slow-mo wheat gathering scene....was something.

And to think there are 1000s of amazing scripts who will never get turned into a movie while this kind of abomination does is truly disheartening

That royal family assassination scene is bad in literally every aspect. Boss man orders her to kill the girl, she does it, he swore he'd protect her, then he just betrays her literally instantly, doesn't even get her unarmed first. It's pointless and actively ruined his plans! He planned to kill them and had a LOT of support! He betrayed her because he's evil, and Snyder thinks this is how evil rulers act. I think he read somewhere audiences want more straight up villains and misunderstood what that meant. So these guys just take the shittiest option cause ooooh they bad! It's literally an evil DnD campaign full of players that don't know what evil people actually DO. They just walk into a city and immediately burn down an orphanage because it'd be super funny before trying to rape 20 barmaids before the DM gets up and leaves.

Luckily, for me, there have been and always will be exactly zero Rebel Moons.

Snyder is a combination of the worst aspects of a dudeBro and an edgelord with the writing ability of a third grader and unearned Messiah complex of a cult leader.

"I didn't want to kill a little girl!" "Yeah, that would be a pretty awful thing to do." "No, I just don't want to suffer consequences if I do it." "Oh.....so you're just an asshole then."

This script wasn't good enough for Disney Star Wars!!! let that sink in...

"Like if Jim Carrey did Ace Ventura 3 and just talked out of his ass for two hours" Still sounds far more entertaining than the entirety of MCU Phase 4.

Not gonna lie, when General Noble was all up Kara's face and screaming "Look at me!" While making those crazy ass faces genuinely made me laugh.

I didnt believe internet saying how bad it is, after watching it for myself, it's somehow even worse then you think

That "multiple character development" scene felt like the cringiest first session of a D&D campaign ever where the players each introduce their characters. And the players know fuck-all about character creation, D&D, fantasy settings in general, or human beings.

Ray Fisher really flushed his career down the drain. Booyah

Balisarius looks like that creepy uncle who never gets invited to any family gatherings

Consider this: Admiral Lloyd Christmas has his entire body reconstituted, with some enhancements.....but also with the same awful teeth and embarrassing haircut.

Zach Snyder is the new Uwe Boll

Why did that guy have such obviously fake hair and beard? Didn't they have an obscene amount of money to make this movie?

Snyder needs a writer partner and reality check. sheesh

Everyone: Sucker Punch, Army of the Dead and Rebel Moon Part 1 are the worst Zack Snyder movies. Zack Snyder: You underestimate my shittiness! (Makes Rebel Moon part 2)