A Deep Dive into Potterheads

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call me crazy but i don't think writing fanfiction should be tiered deeper on the iceberg than naming your child after a harry potter character

I literally am working with a kindergarten kid who is named Hermione and when I was doing assessment with her I casually asked her, “so… your mother really loves reading huh?” And she gave the most tortured sigh I’ve ever heard from a kindergartener and said “yes…” Also she has a classmate named Sherlock which is a whole other iceberg lol

i don't write fanfic but when i was younger, maybe 13 or 14, i did write a harry potter fanfic.. it was about the plants in the herbology classroom, for some reason all of them were sentient and they were having a little soap opera whenever nobody was in there

fun fact, slytherin traits were basically all traits present in other houses just with synonyms that specifically had a negative connotation. These 11 year olds were all piled into a house that was filled with other kids from toxic households, told their best traits were these negative things, treated like the literal scum by other student's and teachers alike while they marinated in outdated mindsets shared by a bunch of not good people. And then we were supposed to believe that these kids CHOSE to side with the dark lord. Hats off to JKR honestly for legit convincing people that 11 years olds were inherently bad people.

i named both my kids after HP characters, but both are regular names that people wouldn’t know unless i told them. i love my little xenophilius and baby mundungus

Kurtis didn't use the Barbie "balls" audio once when talking about the Golden Snitch. This is character growth

"people online think draco malfoy is hot" okay, that's not THAT weird... "...including in the parts of the movies where the actor that plays him is like, 13-17..." oh. Oh. OH.

THE TWIN TOWERS FAN FICTION HAD ME LITERALLY CRYING. THAT IS SO FOUL.

His mustache looks like two capybaras kissing

My brother's girlfriend is a Disney Adult AND a Potterhead, and one time she forced me to take the sorting quiz. I got Hufflepuff but she insisted I was a Gryffindore because SHE was a Hufflepuff and we're too different to be in the same house. She was so mad at me for getting Hufflepuff she didn't talk to me for two full days. She was 31 at the time.

This reminds me of that seminar that my university was offering for the teachers degree students that was all about analysing an explicit, adult fanfiction about Draco and Harry. You actually got credit points for that.

The Carl Boom Boom portion absolutely fucking killed me. 💀

The literal worst HP thing I've ever seen was a website that was just a countdown until Emma Watson turned 18 so it would be "okay" to sexualize her. Even to this day, I feel so bad for her because of how gross people are about her.

Kurtis, buddy, there is no way reading all 7 books is on the same level as getting a Harry Potter tattoo or being on a Quidditch team. So many people read all those books 😅

Ngl I feel like if Percy Jackson was as successful movie-wise, it would be the exact same, there really is no difference lmao

BRO THE SIRIUS THING KEEPS GETTING ME 😭

I love this but there is no way you put WRITING FANFICTION on a lower level than naming your child Lucius Malfoy 😭😭😭

I don't think writing fanfiction should be on the same level as actual delusion

''if i was an 11 yr old magic boy'' is my new favourite phrase