Damsel Is Hilariously Bad

I'll give them this....At least they didn't try to ruin an existing IP for once

Shrek did the whole "princess saving herself" schtick better 20 years ago. And that was intended as a joke, not something to be taken seriously

it’s the fact that the strong female dragon literally killed Elodie’s father right in front of her by compressing his chest with its claw and puncturing his heart, and after Elodie realizes that the dragon lost its babies several centuries ago, she forgives the dragon for murdering her father in front of her, kidnapping her sister, and slaughtering those dozens of innocent women before her, including the young girl on the balcony. #gaslightgatekeepgirlboss #shedontneednoman #bcthedragonwasfemaleeveeythingwasjustified

3 disappearances every year right after celebrated marriages to the royal family & nobody questions it? Shades of Grey level asinine🤦‍♂️

Gotta love the racial diversity of medieval times

Did anyone else notice the inconsistency of the dragon's size? One minute it's the size of an elephant, next it's as big as a horse, then it's half the size of a castle. The movie industry needs to die and be revived by competent creators once again.

The dragon: you were not from the royal family? Oh..I was fooled. Do you want to burn a hole kingdom of innocent people with me?

Netflix and Disney+ are like two drunk blokes who stumbled into an alley and decided to see who could piss the furthest

“Strong, female dragon” 😂 So regular female dragons can see themselves reflected on screen.

"Strong female dragon" "Strong female diverse character" Hilarious😂

Watching this movie with my dad was the funniest thing ever. At the end of the movie right before Eloidie walks out of the castle with the dragon flying overhead, my dad was like “is she gonna do the Rambo walk?” rambo walk scene plays “SHE DID THE RAMBO WALK” my dad just busted out laughing, it was hilarious

You know something is wrong when you turn into a senior longing for the GOOD OLD DAYS in your late 20's.

The sad thing is the classic tale of a brave knight saving the princess from a dragon is of romance not vanity. It expresses how far a man will go for a woman he cares for. No sane man would go fight a 50 foot fire breathing lizard that could eat him alive, its terrifying! But thats what men do for the women they love; They fight, they endure, and if necessary, they die for the women they love. It's very sad that all this unwarranted hatred of men has done its utmost to not only smother the things that might make us as men feel proud and inspired, but it has also coldly rejected and misunderstood how we express our love through our strength and actions.

The 5'1" 40kg girl is tasked with chopping wood lol As this is pushing T H E M E S S A G E I knew the Dragon/ Monster would be revealed to be "misunderstood"

Makes me giggle that "Elodie" looks like a standard fancy-fantasy name. It's super common in France, and back at school there always were at least two Elodies in my class. But then again it's France.

It’s so funny because this arc can be done so well and be very compelling in the right writers hands. Take Keira Knightly’s Elizabeth in the Pirates films, a helpless damsel who slowly learns to maneuverer through a world dominated by men using cunning, intellect and her love for Will Turner as motivation. She outsmarts Captain Jack by targeting his weaknesses and skill fully exploits it for her own gain. Over three carefully paced films she goes from damsel to pirate queen and the film makes it believable. Good writing goes further than these hacks realise.

This movie isn’t entirely generic. “Strong female dragon”. That’s a new one!

This damsel got no maidens.

4:55 "you know, I always like it when characters living in a feudal, quasi-medieval society, have the world view and aspirations of 21st century gender studies graduates from southern California. It really helps you get immersed in the world." 😅

Clubbed to death by the message Dragon The King is a silent, unacknowledged block of wood. Even "children" had to be specially "daughters" when the Dragon explained.