Star Wars: The Force Awakens: An Unbridled Rage
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Published 2018-03-30
I shall be working on making a Force Awakens series next and so, get your hype levels, efficiently raised, or something I dunno.
All Comments (21)
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"Can't wait to get more on that..."" Killed me every time.
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I never noticed that Leia walked right by Chewbacca, to hug Rey. How ridiculous. She has literally known Chewy for like 40 years. He was her husbands best friend. One of her brothers best friends, and he was key figure in helping to save the galaxy and destroy the empire with her.
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Han: "how did you do that? " Rey: "i bypassed the logic"
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Literally the entire sequel trilogy: "Because she's Rey."
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You could fly the Deathstar through these plot holes
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And then Luke woke up in his Jedi academy after a weird dream.
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"Can't wait to get more on that" *Rian Johnstons picture appears* I laughed every time.
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It's so ironic that they start the film with that guy saying, "This will begin to make things right" as a huge middle finger to Lucas and the prequels. But in the end, these movies just made everyone love Lucas and the prequels even more.
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"I can't wait for this to be explored more later." The Sequel trilogy in ten words.
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You forgot to mention that phasma was held at gunpoint, while wearing a suit that reflects blasters...
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Han: what did you do? Rey: I bypassed the compressor! ship blows up roll credits
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The gap between Episodes VI and VII is a perfect example of "Evil Will Always Triumph, Because Good Is Dumb."
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"She sells some junk, and pretends to be part of a better film" I Died LMAO
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"You ridiculously talented yet boring angelic creature" has gotta be the best definition of Rey that I've ever seen.
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Mmm. This is the stuff.
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What pisses me off how she somehow knows more about a ship she just started flying than the man who's been flying it for years, a man who has done repairs and even made additions over time. I am not going to believe Rey knows more about the Falcon than Han motherfucking Solo
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you missed how the trooper who wiped his blood on finn's helmet was shot down by poe therefor finn was so shocked by the brutality of war, he freed the guy who killed his friend,
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I always hated Finn from the get go. How is it that his whole reason for defecting was his panic attack after seeing his comrade die in his arm, then 10 minutes later gleefully destroys the hangar full of other people he was conscripted with at such a young age? He's a terrible character.
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The Last Jedi really did retroactively make this movie even worse.
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The originals were an awesome story with awesome delivery. The prequels were an awesome story with questionable delivery. The sequels were a death stick-fuelled nightmare
