Star Wars cannot grow up

Never forget that in 1977, a stormtrooper did a head bonk on a door

The best part about the Futurama episode is that it blatantly shows you Leela being stung but doesn't constantly shout in your face. This lets the audience pick up on the clues themselves and deduce that she's the one in the coma.

I am so tired of Hayden being wasted on garbage. I’m glad he’s getting respect, I really am. But he deserves better.

I just remembered that Anakin Skywalker was a character who had a full redemption arc and ultimately died a hero who did the right thing. I legitimately forgot about that because Disney now owns one of the most iconic villains in all of cinema and they ONLY want to focus on Darth Vader being a villain.

I like how Anakin and vaders voice being mixed together for a split second is being treated like a masterpiece like they didn't do it literally last year in Kenobi

The folks who were always screeching "Star Wars is space wizards for children" are now writing Star Wars, and it shows.

Hearing Tweet ravings being read out as the meaningless soundbite gibberish they almost always are is both deliciously hilarious and terribly, terribly sad.

And you know the worst part? Hayden is a genuinely good actor. but every time he's attached to star-wars, he gets the worst dialog, and the worst direction. I also DESPISE THE SPLIT PERSONALITY DAVE FILONI WRITES FOR ANAKIN! George Lucas explicitly said on multiple occasions that Anakin is Vader, and Vader is Anakin. There is no split. "BuT wE cAn'T hAvE oUr GoOd GuYs KiLl KiDs! ThAt's BaD!!!!!!!".

Judge: "I hearby sentence you to 24 hours of uninterrupted Star Wars fan reaction videos" Lawyer: "Your honor please be merciful. Atleast consider the death penalty."

In Hayden's defence, he doesn't write the script.

Oh my goodness...Those shots of Baby Yoda jumping around... It's like they filmed a child playing with their toys but airbrushed out the child...

I mean, Lucas said it himself. Whenever you try to be creative, the fans crucify you. But Disney figured out that if you jangle keys in front of people, they love you for it.

"He did the thing! I recognized it and I clapped when I saw it" - modern star wars fan

"it's pretending to be a story" Is the most perfect description of anything Disney produces

Little Ahsoka saying "This is the clone wars!" is the most emotion shown by her in the entire show... May I also add that Hayden seems to be the only one in the show who is trying to prevent saber combat looking like two people with glowing bats hitting each other? Like, Ahsoka's actress just seems to swing wildly in hilarious attempts to look cool while Hayden is forced to slow down and match her speed, which is something he isn't used to considering the training he and Ewan went through to actually sword fight for the prequels. I know there are countless videos about how lightsaber duels suck ass now but come on, compare this one to the Mustafar duel and the massive difference in speed while still SHOWING us what's happening is astounding. You didn't hear Kenobi yell "Anakin the platform is falling we need to run!" in the fight, they just do it like an actual human in that situation would do, you don't hear them argue with each other when their sabers clash or anything either. I wish they made them fight again in the Kenobi show, maybe it would've actually made their last duel almost be as awesome as the one on Mustafar, but since Vader is crippled by that point it makes sense why he doesn't fight very quickly.

“The idea that this is one of her most important character episodes and all of the context to understand it is apparently from countless seasons of other TV shows.” Damning. Well done.

Fanservice has become a substitute for actual good writing

‘Red, That’s red’ The pinnacle of intelligence in the Star Wars fan base

The first 15 minutes of this video gave me chills. Not only because I adore Buffy and hearing someone analyze it so seriously is just impressive but, it makes me remember when TV was good and something to look forward to and creators took pride in their work and wanted to provide people with the quality. The fact that this no longer appears to be the case just makes me really sad. We’re being fed an intellectual diet of lucky charms and we’re all becoming fat and stupid.

This is why I've started writing fan fiction, it hurts less when done yourself