I Wasted $1000 On A "Tactical Stroller"

As someone who has been griping about the pink tax for ages, I'm happy to see the introduction of a game leveling camo tax.

I actually got this stroller as a gift last year, and I genuinely recommend it. A few months ago, I left my baby girl in it for about 10 minutes while I was talking to another parent. When I turned back around, My sweet baby giggled and grinned at me proudly, 3 bodybuilding medals hanging around her swole neck. There was also a cash envelope on her lap. Needless to say, I was quite the proud mama that day. Doctors say her testosterone levels are “alarmingly high” and “more than 40 grown men combined”, and that we “shouldn’t leave the door unlocked at night so she can go to her little competitions and make us money”, but I think they’re just jealous that my baby grows a better, fuller beard than any of them.

Danny felt so weird about buying baby gear without being a father that he decided to start a family. That's the kind of dedication that makes for a good dad

danny accidentally manifesting his own child through this video is so funny to me

Oh- I thought it was a stroller FOR men, like Laura would be pushing Danny around in it at the park

I notice you used the stroller/baby as a shield. As an actual dad with more experience with these things, I would like to point out another tactical use of a stroller: you can set them rolling as a distraction, allowing you to take out the hostiles while they're busy firing at the baby.

This is cute. He's going to be a good dad. As long as he doesn't drive the stroller like he does in this video.

I don't understand how people look back at this video now and say "I knew it!" I have no problem believing Danny would buy and test a tactical stroller just for a vid 😂

As a dad with a stroller it is mind boggling that they did a super macho dad stroller without fixing the only problem with normal strollers: the handlebar is to low and short if you're a long person, and you will keep kicking the rear axle if you take long strides.

Imagine seeing a man in a too small camouflage tactical suit violently ramming a stroller into a curb outside walmart

After Danny announcing that he'll become a dad, this video suddenly starts to make sense

so this wasn't a waste of money after all...

Danny is slowly turning into a dad and this proves my point even more. Tucked in shirt into belted jeans? Buying a stroller? Calling himself daddy? I’m convinced he’s a closeted dad.

Remember guys, if he decides to keep his baby’s face off the internet, we’re going to respect his decision

yo, this stroller was so good that he decided to have a child just so he can put them in it

So... hear me out. I'm a mom to be who has watched a lot of stroller reviews, and this was a top tier, very informative review.

So glad they’re making all of this equipment! Thank god men can do things now.

cannot believe danny soft-launched laura’s pregnancy like this 💀😭

Danny really bought a $1000 stroller and said "fuck it, might as well get a baby then"

On a real note, the “baby” falling through into the bottom basket is a HUGE safety risk and lawsuit waiting to happen