Wii Safety- Taken too far!

Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.

This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like

"Don't let your Wii console drive. (It's not 16)" YOU CAN NOW LET THE WII CONSOLE DRIVE (ITS 17)

“Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

“Don’t parachute with your wii” So that explains why it’s not worki-

"Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon" Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.

2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien

These are the actual warnings: 0:09 Do not swallow 0:18 Make sure you are in an open space 0:28 Do not break the Wii console 0:37 Never put the Wii console to very hot or cold temperatures 0:46 Do not carry the Wii console outside your house 0:55 [idk what is this] 1:05 Do not use the Wii console for some dating 1:15 Do not step the Wii remote or the Nunchuck 1:25 Do not pour liquids onto the Wii console 1:33 Do not insert the Game Disc upside down 1:43 Do not leave the Wii in the garbage [idk] 1:53 [is that dust¿] 2:04 Do not break the game disc 2:13 [idk what is this] 2:23 Do not block the ventilation or poke inside the Wii 2:35 [lmao wtf] 2:44 Not recommended to use both controllers like that 2:52 Do not store the Wii diagonally 3:00 [idk what is this] 3:11 [wtf] 3:22 Do not put a blanket to the console (it doesn't have any space for ventilation) 3:32 [wtf] 3:42 The Wii console is not a Toaster [buy another roaster instead] 3:52 Do not let your children swallow small things (like the hot tie used to knot long wires) I know it's a joke, but I want to emphasize it a little bit more.

The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”

" Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else" suicide rates drop to 0%

The Wii can drive now! I'm also sad now :(

“Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.” “Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.” “Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?” “Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.” The writing team:

“It’s not 16” many years later “There he goes, he’s grown so much” wii drives away

the wii is still not 16 yet cant drive

0:43 "Don't let you Wii console drive. (it's not 16)" me realising that it's been 16 years since it released... 💀

Watching this 13 years later was absolutely hilarious and my day is 100x better

Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute

The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.

0:46 The fact that the Nintendo Wii is 18 years old this year makes me feel incredibly old :)

The Wii can legally drive now, but it needs to wait 4 more years to drink