You Weren't Going to See This Trash Anyway

''the poop that took a pee' is a cinematic masterpiece

Firstly sir, "The Poop That Took A Pee: A Butters Scotch Story" Is a timeless classic and I for one will not allow such slander.

The biggest plot twist would be there was never such thing as a horror movie titled Imaginary and Charlie was actually just watching a blank cinema screen.

Because it was a Blumhouse movie I was expecting it to be one of their usual PG-13 bloodfests that is a concept of “What if this family friendly/childhood/playtime thing was a spooky killer/killing force?” But it’s more like baby’s first horror movie and is just a spooky atmosphere for an hour or so then a monster shows up. Out in the lobby there was a little kid being congratulated by his family for making through his first horror movie without being too scared.

i saw imaginary with my friends- it was so bad that the group of 12 yr olds in front of us kept saying "iS THAT FREDDY FAZBAR" every time that dumb bear appeared on screen

"You Weren't Going to See This Trash Anyway" should be a series

One thing I noticed in the promos for this film is that they always say "From the producer of Five nights at Freddy's and MEGAN" probably because that sounds a hell of a lot better than "From the director of Truth or Dare and Fantasy Island".

Jessica being the only one seeing the bear is a super smart move Get the writer that came up with that twist on an actually good movie

To me, Blumhouse is starting to become the horror equivalent of hallmark.

I saw it. Saw on a Tuesday at 12pm. The entire theater was empty, and the biggest jump scare was from when a guy came into the theater and needed to fix a seat and hearing heavy feet out of an otherwise dead room got me.

“Mom can we get Danganronpa” “No, we have Danganronpa at home” Danganronpa at home:

I loved how the therapist gives the mother a phone number to her colleague and says something like 'i cant help you but this guy can you should call him' and that shit just never gets mentioned again lmao

i like how the therapist sees that the second voice wasnt from the little girl and then it connects to the similar cases from other kids that end up missing , and she ends up with " she might just be tired from moving houses , good luck" and never appears again

"I doubt that you've heard of it." Me, having been force-fed at least two ads every day since mid-February:

forgot to mention that there's these random "jumpscares" throughout the movie where one character is sneaking up on another, or suddenly startles another character, but they're not effective at all. the character getting startled completely overreacts to the jumpscare too, it's absolutely awful

I just woke up and I put this video on to not doze off again, I half slept with ur video in the background and I actually started half dreaming all the things you were talking about. Id say my dream was better than the movie

Imaginary is a fitting name since that's what this movie's audience is

2024 has been cooking up real stinkers as of late, first Madame Web, then Megamind 2, and now this.

I went to see it with my wife because she sent me an imbd link to a movie called 'IF' and I was like "oh that's looks pretty good" and I got to the theatre and she booked the tickets online so I didn't really see any pictures while in the entrance... got into the screen and sat down, watched the commercials and realised as soon as I saw blumhouse that it wasn't the movie I thought it was. the movie is literally the same concept as Poltergeist frame for frame. family moves into new house, young daughter starts experiencing paranormal shit and gets sucked into another ghostly dimension and they have to go in to save her.

Dude they spent all their budget on the fnaf movie 💀