Why The World Should Fear Dolphins not Sharks

"Why did you kill me?" Shark: Bro.. I'm hungry. Dolphin: You don't deserve her.

Dolphins are the animal equivalent of "don't meet your heroes"

Maturing is when you realize that dolphins are not as innocent as you once thought they were

People seem to forget intelligence in animals is probably the most dangerous trait considering it's not accompanied by a moral compass.

It's literally mammal bias that dolphins and orcas have movies portraying them as friendly, nice animals and sharks get slandered the way they do.

“Moral of the story: There is no safe way to explain my search history.” Every writer ever.

Know a Korean girl who went for swimming with the dolphins program got lhe stick from the back, four Dolphins separated her from the group and went ham on her, everyone around thought how playful the dolphins were until she started calling for help, the trainers were really clueless and the lifeguards jumped in to pull her out, she had scratches and bruises on her arms and privates as she described the dolphins hitting her down there with their nose and one dolphin pushed her down from the back and tore the swimsuit to literally R*** her, she's traumatized of getting into water now let alone swim with dolphins again and going through therapy, Dolphins are truly the demons of the seas and this incident is definitely not an isolated one, i'm glad people are waking up to this fact now. Edit: She's is alright now but deeply traumatized to get into water again, the more you research about Dolphins you will realize consent in not in their nature, they decapitate other fish to use it as a fleshlight, play with pufferfish as a ball and gang up and very often R*** other dolphins. Truly horrific!

The moment you realize sharks were never the bad guys, it was dolphins.

I've heard dolphins being described as having the intellect of a human, but none of the morality.

Orcas, close relatives of dolphins, often play "volleyball" with corpses of small animals, oft alive, but after a single "spike" with their powerful tails they aren't alive for much longer.

This dude can explain adult themed topics in a room with adults and kids... and only the adults will understand what he means... while the kids will only think they understand.

Never trusted them. I've been surrounded by hundreds before while surfing. Wayyy scarier than the time a shark rolled on me.

"Dolphins use eels as fleshlights." Strangely, not even the weirdest thing I've heard this year.

Imagine going to the zoo & hearing this guy educating people while roasting animals

Sharks in movies: I’m scary Dolphins and orcas in real life:hold my beer

I went swimming with dolphins in Curaco, and one little young dolphin just started biting my forearm over and over. It didn't bite me hard enough to injure me but hard enough to cause pain. And it knew it. I wanted to swat the hell out of it but realized I was around 10 other dolphins that could rip me to shreads, and I felt completely helpless. I remember thinking that I thought they were supposed to be friendly. I learned that day that they can be very mischievous.

In my junior year of high school, a girl in my class, entirely unprompted wrote a whole essay on the fact that dolphins are rapists and shared it with the class. Wasn't even for a grade, she just felt that strongly about it. Edit: all the "but humans are worse" replies are missing the point by a lot.

Dolphins: Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom. Edit:They're the Ted Bundies of the sea.

It’s fascinating how the media always showed gorillas and sharks as monsters when they’re just chill whilst showing chimps and dolphins as wholesome and not the spawns of Satan

Watching these videos has taught me that being a zookeeper would not be nearly as fun as I thought it would be when I was a kid. Almost everything at the zoo could delete you if it wanted to.