4 Animals that will Co-Sign Your Obituary

Link to World of Warships: wo.ws/3tEL8ux

"Eeyore wasn't depressed, he was just reminded of the war crimes he committed" is one of the best lines from him yet

I remember reading the diary of an english nobleman who was trying to breed zebras like horses to use in africa. "The complication with zebras is that, fundamentally, they are all bastards."

Wholeheartedly agree with the donkey take. Mom used to raise Shetland sheep for wool and there USED to be a lot of coyotes and foxes around. One day dad came home with two donkeys. Let’s just say that for the first month they were guaranteed to find a minimum of one coyote body in the pasture (sometimes 2-3). The “honey badger horse” got me laughing so hard because it is so true.

I can add one. Domesticated sheep - specifically rams. Their horns are at the same height as femoral arteries and an irritated flick of their head can cause someone to bleed out in 20 minutes. I was a regional Registrar of births, deaths and marriages and while researching a family tree was looking through death records in the 1850's. In this particular country town over that period "gored by ram" was the cause of death in 20% of the deceased...

“You poisoned me because I stepped on you? You’re damn near invisible!” Stone fish: “That sounds like a personal problem.”

"You also can't trust any animal with a Australian area code" Yeah.. Australia is the glitched out part of the world where the difficulty is set to ultra-nightmare

Some ranchers are actually starting to get guard donkeys instead of guard dogs for this exact reason. They are extremely territorial and will attack any animal that tries to go into its territory (hence your land) therefore keeping livestock safe, but you have to get them as babies so they can get familiar with your other animals or pets that way they don’t try to hurt them or confuse them as intruders.

I'm a donkey attack survivoor. About 20 years ago i had a little hobby farm and took in animals that needed rehab. One of my friends acquired a whole herd of Mammoth donkeys, and the jack (intact male-stallion) was in particularly rough shape. These are the largest breed of donkeys, and he was about the same size as my riding horse, but about 300 lbs underweight. He looked like a skeleton with a dirty hide thrown over- just heartbreaking. Anyway, he was sweet until he started to gain enough weight to feel better, and one day he decided out of the blue to punch my ticket to the express train upstairs! He grabbed me right where my shoulder and neck tied in- thank goodness for wintertine and heavyduty Carharts jackets!- and started shaking me around and trying to fall on me and crush me with his knees like i was a coyote in the videos above! I was down in the dirt, tucked up tight and trying to roll out under the fence when i was saved at the last minute- my good foxtrotter mare saw what was happening from 2 pens over, and came to my rescue! She broke through 2 sets of hot electric fence to rip a chunk out of that jackasses ass- and keep him away until i could get safe. I was banged up, but ok. He parted ways with his testacles the very next day and was much nicer after "brain surgery". My horse was cherished till the end of her days. Best friend i ever had.

Even his advertisement ends up having good and well thought out humor

Farmers actually do usually keep a donkey around their livestock like sheep or cows because the donkey will aggressively attack any wild coyotes that might try to take the livestock. They're basically guard dogs with 1000% testosterone.

You know you're dealing with a dangerous animal when you see a lion running from it with a look of sheer panic.

Best one in here is saying a stone fish “is like choosing invisibility as a superpower then emptying a clip on someone for stepping on your foot” 😂😂😂😂

David Attenborough makes us want to hug wild animals. This guy does the world a service and reminds us why we probably shouldn't.

Just some of the creative ways this guy has described "dying" Clapped Put in a box Get vibe checked Unsubscribed from life Get put on a shirt One shot Walking delete button "Have been known to murk someone" Past-tense Going to subtract you Remove you from the United States Census Get put six feet under Getting rock'd Shows you the whites of the heavenly gates He will be your series finale Sending you to Jerusalem Turning you into a statistic One-way trip to his ancestors "help connect you to God's Wifi" "Lead you to water so they can reverse Baptize you" Co-sign your obituary

When the giant Anteater stood up, turned, and held its claws straight out; it was the most startling move since the video of the mountain lion with cubs chased a walker back with repeated slaps of it's claws down in front rapidly, to frighten the walker away

Once again, you've produced one of the best videos I've ever watched. Your straight-faced, solemn delivery combined with slang terms instead of scientific ones -- "murder guppy" and "hot pocket for a pride of lions" are just two of many -- turns these wildlife videos into true entertainment that also provides a good deal of serious scientific discussion. Thank you for some of the most watchable videos ever! They are the sort of educational tool that is badly needed to turn kids onto science and give them a solid understanding of the real world that too many schools today, sadly, don't provide their pupils.

Okay, but can we appreciate the nicknames he gave to zebras: Oreo donkeys, Panda pony, Asshole with stripes, Prison pony, barcode horse, an Animal born with his own prison jumpsuit

This guy just has the most spectacular ways to say “dead” or “killed”

There is one word that sums up this young man, and it is "Wordsmith" Keep keeping on! 👏🏾👏🏾