the weirdest youtube shorts i could find

Proposing to someone’s girlfriend in front of them, using their ring, is an absolute power move

The only realistic response from that pizza guy would be to say “Sir I’ve got like 5 more deliveries to make in the next 30 minutes or I’m gonna get fired.”

It seems to be one of those oddly-specific fetish channels, with the fetishes in question being unwrapping, doctors, and military personnel.

Danny unknowingly watching fetish videos is something so him

danny's aesthetic is definitely "newborn baby's nursery room"

finally someones talking about the weird ass shit thats happening in yt shorts

The awkward acting is giving Pornhub vibes

6:19 Oh god that's where I recognize this guy from. I've been cubing for a long time, and while I'm not an expert, I'm decently sure this is fake. The pieces he needs are at the exact same positions on both scrambles and so he does the same thing to solve both of them at the very start, which is just incredibly unlikely, and he's just swapping back and forth between the same two moves on the cube like four times. It looks nothing like an actual one handed solve. And the fact that he's never gone to an official competition under the name "Paul Vu", despite having set up a fake looking competition in his home somewhere, makes me feel very suspicious about him having gotten a record in a category nobody does.

danny looks like a nice little church boy

danny really is aging backwards, he looks so much younger then he did a few years ago

3:16 Danny talking in a British accent weirdly felt more correct than his native accent.

it's so funny that the "homeless veteran" had to be wearing a shirt that says ARMY on it. yk, just to prove hes a veteran.

The fact that people are surprised that Danny looks young when he's only 27 is baffling.

danny being proud of his birthday suit joke is so wholesome

If Danny’s shirt was green he would be reading letters from his mailbox while singing and helping a blue dog find clues

The yt shorts algorithm is... so bizarrely and almost impressively incompetent. Within minutes it'll start showing me antimasker/transphobic/sexist videos, like every time. It's honestly a blessing in disguise bc it breaks the chain and keeps me from spending like 4 hours scrolling lol

danny: talking about invisibility potions the cameraman: nervously sweating

I like this concept of a commentary channel like Danny just being completely neutral about the topic being covered and just being like “this exists I guess… bye”

He's flattening the bottles so he can fit more in 1 bag and carry fewer bags to the bottle depot. They flatten the cans as well instead of crushing them cause the depot won't accept them if they can't see the label. I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.

13:51 I THOUGHT THE PETALS WERE FUCKING 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗