EMESIS BLUE [SFM]

Red Lore: ”WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANY MORE!” Blu Lore:

This happens when you get 20 Seconds to respawn

Medic with schizophrenia is actually a terrifying idea.

Redmond: “ I am the last Mann standing! “ Also Redmond: in a wheelchair

SFM artists on their way to go from making 30 second skits featuring a fat Russian saying “Pootis” to horror movies 2 Hours long

BLU: Complete Horror and tragedy Meanwhile RED: "I teleported bread."

Think this is the 4th or even 6th time I watched this movie. Its still insane to me how this is a straight up "movie" movie. Like no "snippets" or "clips" for shorts or videos. Just a straight up 2 hour long movie.

1:22:25 "I aM tHe OnLy SaNe OnE hErE" Says the dude who killed people for his career, threatening his own assistant, accidentally setting himself on fire,killed his boss,played Russian roulette, blaming everything he did on another man and dying from the same man

I'd like to imagine this is the kind of story the BLU team gets involved in regularly, while RED is fighting robots and teleporting bread.

"And that's how I lost my medical license!"

"ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"

18:23 did scout so dirty with that IQ score 😭😭 Edit: I thought that was his IQ as recorded before the accident, not after lmao But da

"He's been handy sir." "HE'S GOT NONE LEFT!" absolutely killed me

Can we talk about Spy for a second? When Spy says "Who is there to save ME, Jules?" He overlooks Soldier. Soldier not only saved him once, during the confrotation with Heavy, but twice, when he tackled Spy to cover. He overlooks the fact it was his own fault, not Soldiers, that the Car blew up. He overlooks that Soldier just couldn't save him, not that he didn't try. When he flicks the cigeratte at Pyro, he never crossed his mind that he would've gotten burnt. He never realized that almost everything bad that happened to him was his own fault, and you could argue that his murder was technically his own fault too, since his insane depravity lead to Medic murdering him. He's a massive fucking hypocrite.

Lots of references to Stephen King in this. The shining ones might seem apparent, but theres also references to his short story "The Jaunt," about teleporting unconscious people across the solar system. They have to be teleported unconscious, because while the process is physically instantaneous, their conscience mind is aware of the experience taking hundreds of millions of years and makes people go insane. One character describes it saying, "It's forever in there."

Scout: If they ever hit you with something you hit back twice you hear me? Medic get shots once Medic shot spy twice A promise is a promise 🔥🔥

Scene fades to black and then a 2fort gameplay starts playing with a voice over "That was a recreation of a competitive clip that shows How it FEELS to play Medic"

The scene where medic is crying and soldier offers him his last cigarette is a masterpiece

"your gonna make it fritz." "I know" dies epicly

Red: OK we are not teleporting BREAD! Blue: Horror and unimaginable death