EMESIS BLUE [SFM]

Red Lore: ”WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANY MORE!” Blu Lore:

"And that's how I lost my medical license!"

Medic with schizophrenia is actually a terrifying idea.

I just really like how Soldier went from funny to a serious character after learning the evil that lies in the territory. This is so far, the best SFM movie I've ever watched in my life.

I'd like to imagine this is the kind of story the BLU team gets involved in regularly, while RED is fighting robots and teleporting bread.

Y'all don't just deserve a Saxxy, y'all deserve an Emmy

The best next sequel for this is "Red Paracetamol"

Lots of references to Stephen King in this. The shining ones might seem apparent, but theres also references to his short story "The Jaunt," about teleporting unconscious people across the solar system. They have to be teleported unconscious, because while the process is physically instantaneous, their conscience mind is aware of the experience taking hundreds of millions of years and makes people go insane. One character describes it saying, "It's forever in there."

This happens when you get 20 Seconds to respawn

BLU: Complete Horror and tragedy Meanwhile RED: "I teleported bread."

The amount of insanity and chaos in doc’s eyes 😭 He is my fav character

Think this is the 4th or even 6th time I watched this movie. Its still insane to me how this is a straight up "movie" movie. Like no "snippets" or "clips" for shorts or videos. Just a straight up 2 hour long movie.

SFM artists on their way to go from making 30 second skits featuring a fat Russian saying “Pootis” to horror movies 2 Hours long

Fun fact: this movie was so good that a small company called valve decided to make a game based off it

1:22:25 "I aM tHe OnLy SaNe OnE hErE" Says the dude who killed people for his career, threatening his own assistant, accidentally setting himself on fire,killed his boss,played Russian roulette, blaming everything he did on another man and dying from the same man

6 years of working on this project is worth it

Can we talk about Spy for a second? When Spy says "Who is there to save ME, Jules?" He overlooks Soldier. Soldier not only saved him once, during the confrotation with Heavy, but twice, when he tackled Spy to cover. He overlooks the fact it was his own fault, not Soldiers, that the Car blew up. He overlooks that Soldier just couldn't save him, not that he didn't try. When he flicks the cigeratte at Pyro, he never crossed his mind that he would've gotten burnt. He never realized that almost everything bad that happened to him was his own fault, and you could argue that his murder was technically his own fault too, since his insane depravity lead to Medic murdering him. He's a massive fucking hypocrite.

No jumpscares, no characters with negative IQ. This is genuine horror.

Red: OK we are not teleporting BREAD! Blue: Horror and unimaginable death

18:23 did scout so dirty with that IQ score 😭😭 Edit: I thought that was his IQ as recorded before the accident, not after lmao But da