Ukrainian Counteroffensive: Expectations and Realities | feat. @LazerPig

Adam Something and LazerPig in the same video using Perun's PowerPoint slides? I'm almost tempted to think this was the blessed timeline after all...

"You throw me to the wolves and i come back pregnant" is something I want to permanently erase from my memory.

10:35 average snail speed is 0.048km/h and the distance from Belogrod to Kyiv is 429km. A snail would have reached Kyiv by early March this year.

I love how like not long ago Perun was a small gaming channel. Now doing a power point presentation is considered a Perun format. Not that I'm complaining.

"The Russians are calling their attack on Bachmut "Stalingrad 2.0"" Can someone please remind them who were on the attacking side in Stalingrad 1.0?

"You throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant" ^^^^^It would've cost LazerPig $0.00 to not say this, but he did. He did that for all of us.

The forecast didnt age well 😂

Well, this prediction didn't age well

This is the first I’ve been introduced to monseigneur Lazerpig, but “you throw me to the wolves, I’ll come back pregnant” is one hell of a way to make his acquaintance

"You throw me to the wolves I'll come back pregnant" is not the threat I expected to hear today.

I’ve got a nice new key ring made from a Ruskie tank. Made in Ukraine, it has a laser engraved image of the tank and its serial number on one side and on the other side, the phrase “Made in Russia, Recycled in Ukraine”.

It brings me supreme joy that that the Perun format is spreading. If I had any criticism, it'd be that we need 34 minutes more of this video.

I wasn’t expecting this crossover lol

“I fear no YouTuber” LazerPig “But that Pig…” “He scares me”

Zelenskyy needs to make sure he does all of the loyalty quests and buys all the upgrades for the good ending

I love the fact this is the first time many here are seeing lazerpig. FYI, "You throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant" is pretty standard banter from him.

So, Lazerpig's comment about the Russian advanced compared to the speed of a snail got me curious and so I decided to do some math. This isn't serious, it's just the calculations of just some random idiot on the internet. So I chose Luhansk Oblast because as far as I know it has a border with Russia on one end and the Ukrainian frontline on the other, and is currently occupied completely by Russia. Luhansk Oblast has a width from east to west of about 190 km. The average speed of a snail is about 0.048 km/h. Taking the 8760 hours in one year, and assuming the snail is continuing in a straight path without sleep for that year, a snail could then cover around 422.232 km in one year. Conclusion: A snail is moving twice as fast as the Russian offensive.

“In a future war, our allies could be the Taliban” Me: well it wouldn’t be the first time.

"There's a price for making things cheap". That's some good advice right there

When you receive your degree behind a McDonald's dumpster