♫♪ TDWT-Versus ♫♪

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Published 2010-11-15
Versus! Copyright infringement not intended. Total Drama is property of Fresh TV, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Enjoy~

Lyrics:

My ladies,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!

Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All overbuilt and lame!

I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Is this thigh fat enough?
Uh-huh.
Hey!

Gosh, is this neck thick enough?
Bam!
Now it's evil versus wicked,
Heather's cool but Al is sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
She'll put Al here through the shredder!

That's it now, hurry back,
I need arms weak and slack,
Her butt is scrawny and flat,
And she ain't all that!

Get me two knobby knees,
and arms like logs of cheese!
Bring me a big fat head,
move quicker or you're dead!

I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Arms so right, it's ill!
Worth one-fifth of the mil!

I'll pay you back somehow!
Pineapple-head me now!

I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
You'll never hit it (No!)
You should trash it (Yeah!)

Cause I just did it!

All Comments (21)
  • @Superstitious33
    Seasons 1-3 was the glory age of total drama. Season 3 is my personal fave though haha. The Al-Heather rivalry was so out of the box and epic. Who woulda thought that Heather would become the lesser of two evils, to the point of becoming likable. Genius
  • I like how auto-tuned Al is by the end of the season to show how fake he actually is
  • @myvrtualangel
    fun fact: Alejandro and Heather's voice actor used autotune in songs. But Heather only used it in this song, Alejandro used it in every song he sang 💀
  • @Retr0gamer37
    Finale battles: Season 1- goth quiet girl Vs party guy Season 2- the good Vs the bad Season 3-the better of the 2 evils Season 4-brain Vs brawn Season 5-the lovers quarrel
  • @ZbJeeBies
    "Her butt is scrawny and flat~" Looks like SOMEONE'S been staring~
  • @millie8943
    Heather sounds so natural singing. Unlike Alejandro who sounds so autotuned
  • @aidankeogh9994
    Alejandro was the best thing they could've introduced to the show- an evil more Heather with loyalties to everyone and yet no one, and wherein absolutely everything he does has a ripple effect. His nice guy outer demeanor seamlessly masking sinister intentions and a silver tongue allowing him to sway the even likes of Duncan and Heather, a intricate web of lies and promises of loyalty giving nigh complete control of the entire cast. Alejandro is like a spider, striking with precision and without remorse. Heather used seduction to tear Gwen and Trent apart in season one, and Alejandro uses seduction to discreetly sway everybody to his side without implicating himself. And Heather knows this- she sees much of herself in Alejandro, which is why she is so determined to beat him. The mirroring between the two was evident from day one, and from then on til the end, it was what made Total Drama World Tour the greatest season of the entire show. Everything was a stage for Heather and a mirror of her old self.
  • @mdizzle999872
    This was the season I rooted for Heather. It was the cleanest she ever played.
  • @KmiloFTN
    Its sad that people dare to compare alejandro to a alternate persona of mike.
  • @teamblack204
    I like how this song also projects their personalities perfectly: Alejandro sounds soft-spoken and gives fake compliments for encouragement (that's it, you're doing great etc...). But his gentleman attitude is totally fake. You can see it by how he shots lightning at Courtney and Lindsay. Heather, on the other hand, comes across as more straightforward and bossy (come on guys, move it fast etc...). She doesn't hide her true colors as she shots lightning at Cody and Harold. That really shows the contrast between Heather and Alejandro. While they have the same ambitions, twisted intentions and the same wicked personality, one is subtle about it while the other is pretty obvious. Regardless, they're both great villains and make an awesome couple!
  • @Loofwoof
    unpopular opinion: i think the autotune sounds cool and suits the visuals of the song and al’s personality really well. y’all forget that in 2010 every song on the radio sounded like this 😭
  • imagine how quick this song would go if it was cody instead of alejandro and sierra was building
  • @rockstarbenjamin02
    Them giving Alejandro more autotune as the season goes on to represent how his fakeness is coming to the surface more and more as the game goes on is actually genius (assuming it was intentional)
  • @AkemiHikari
    Funny how Alejandro says "Find me some giant feet." yet at the end of the song, no feet were built, just the legs
  • @ethancasem160
    I loved Heather in this season. She was still a jerk... but she was a real team player. Also Heather's rivalry with Alejandro was hilarious! Plus she is also an awesome singer.
  • @davidbaker6157
    The Heather-Alejandro rivalry/relationship is the best thing this series ever did and it isn’t particularly close. It solidified Heather’s face turn and was the culmination of a three year character arc all while keeping both characters true to themselves. It was exquisite writing for anything, let alone a series that has been known to make questionable decisions over the years.
  • @ItsAlorella29
    Poor Harold was struck by lighting just for asking an important question.