Better Call Skizz! - HermitCraft S10 E16

You are the best lawyer in town! The town of two lawyers currently! <3

This was a rigged case! #FreeGoat

THIS! This is why Skizz got drafted into Hermitcraft. He is a story teller, someone who is a master of the "yess AND..." While I enjoy seeing Skizz push his building abilities, watching him play within his streangth like this he truly elevates the RP side of Hermitcraft, which is where HC is the weakest. Skizz is the puzzel piece we did not know was lost until it was finally slotted in. Love it, keep up the good work.

“In comes my husband Mr. DocM77” - Ren “Mmm ok”

Beef: "I... was not thinking of... Doc's esophagus? when we built?? the giant fish??? in his hourglass...?"

so skizz, does this mark the beginning of your attorney career and will this become a conflict of interest with your duties as a corrupt cop

i love that Doc & Joe's argument was just "he's just a baby" 🤣

Let's have Legal Eagle react to this court case 😂 I think this will get a rating of A+

Doc shooting Joe before the trial even starts had me dying. Then Joe took revenge by calling Doc a manchild 😂😂😂

Ok so i am loving Skizz attempt to hermitify himself with his building and stuff BUT THIS is what he brings to the server, fantastic episode sir.

“You gave me *nothing*. You were dead to rights guilty.” Best Joe Hills line ever. 😂

“Your highness” 💀💀 and “I plead the fifth” 💀

This has gotta be one of the funniest bits. 1) Ren and Skizz's theatrical storytelling 2) Ren's deflecting/denial that Doc murdered 3) Cleo's blunt storytelling (which provided background info) 4) Doc inquiring the pain the act would inflict upon Clebert 5) Bdubs utilizing a "suck-up" points system (even though he is the judge) 6) Skizz's acting do be top notch [presenting the case] 7) Doc murdering Joe AT THE COURT 8) Joe's entire case is pleading that Doc is just a really big baby 9) Replay mod putting the legs through the floors 10) False armor stand 11) Wood permit intimidation check 12) Joe basically saying "Ren, you dummy. We didnt need your denial." 13) Coin Flip machine 14) "I don't think it had anything to do with the esophagus at all." "Let's pray it didn't." 15) Doc: "Lord have mercy.." 16) Joe sounds like one of the mothers that are in complete denial of their child's aggressive tendencies, yet refused to teach their child any manners in the home (sorry very specific) 17) Freaking skyblock as punishment XD

Im just still at the beginning of the court case, but if there was ever 2 hermits best suited for for the role of a filibustering lawyer, its Skizz & Joe.

“I was not thinking of Doc’s esophagus when we built the giant fish in his hourglass” I think that’s the first time someone said that 😭

“An adult and a large baby.”

Now I need someone to sue Skizz for being a corrupt Poe Poe. But hire skizz as his lawyer. So it’s skizz vs skizz

Skizz: "Just stay quiet, stay quiet." ZombieCleo: "But I don't wanna stay quiet, I wanna murder them!"

BDubs and Skizz's genuine "How did you do that?" When Ren moved the False armor stand is amazing

To everyone saying that skizz can't call Ren bcs he's Docs husband, The rule gives Ren a right to refuse to Testify and does not prevent voluntary testimony . Ren is testifying willingly, and therefore not affected by the rule