If movie villains didn't waste time

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

Everyone's gangsta until a villen takes time-management course.

He cared more about his window than about the guy he just killed. 🤣 Truly a real villain!

"did you do it?" "yes" "what did it cost?" "my window"

"The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing."

“WE HAVE ONLY 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE BOMB GOES OFF!” *takes 10 mins of screen time to escape*

You know what else is annoying? When they are about to do it, and then right at that moment they hear a sound and instead of finishing what they are doing they stop and immediately go to the sound.

No but genuinely imagine a one off film where the "hero" is followed the whole way through to where all hope seems lost and everyone expects a miraculous recovery to save the day, and then the villan actually does win and that's it, no sequel

Hero: breaks down the window Villain: I am never going to financially recover from this

He's actually a pretty scary villain if you think about it. It's creepy how he just kills someone while thinking about his freakin window. 😂

Yes exactly! I once had a conversation with someone about this and they were saying that without these scenes, movies would be boring. A. I disagree. B. You can have these scenes if you write them smartly. Lazy writing is killing Hollywood.

A lot of stories do this, most of them feature some pretty OP villains that if they acted realistically they would kill or win against the good guys early in the story, but instead they always leave a way out for the hero because of plot convenience.

Villain: not wasting time Also Villain: "my damn window"

“Ok let’s wrap this up I made reservations at Applebee’s-“ I’m dead 💀

This was hilarious. I get so annoyed when villains waste time delivering there stupid villian monologue and then the hero saves the day.

Wastes no time Kills the hero Doesn't tell his plan kills the side hero (Softly in a painful voice) My damm window I am honoured by your presence sir.

Dude: “You are going to pay for!——“ Villain: shoots dude Also Villain: “Yeah I’m gonna have to pay for this...”

“You will never GET AWAY WITH-“ GUNSHOT Now that’s a movie I’d pay to see.

Sometimes it would be nice to see a villain who actually gets shit done, no nonsense.

James Bond movies always have the calm, take-his-time villian who explains and brags about his plans and then sets up Bond to die but doesn't stick around to watch it happen. And Bond always just happens to have exactly what he needs to escape death. The most ridiculous gadget he had was an electromagnet watch that he used to summon a row boat from 30 feet away across the water to escape. No, it was the pair of CO2 cartridges welded together that he used as minature aqualungs. Or maybe it was the watch with a laser beam that could cut through metal. Those CO2 cartridges were also used by OB1 Kanobi as if you could get a lungful of air from a teaspoon-sized container.