I put Twitch Chat on trial for their unethical behavior

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Published 2024-05-09
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Katamari Damacy - Katamari on the Rocks
Sonic Frontiers - Guardian STRIDER
Super Mario 3D World - Bowser's Lava Lake Keep
Sonic Frontiers - Heart and Soul
Smash Bros. Brawl - Boss Theme Medley
Bayonetta 2 - The Great War, Land Battle
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Battle!! - Torna
Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies - Pursuit Keep Pressing On
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Crossing Swords
Final Fantasy X HD - Hymn of the Faith
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Koopa's Lava Empire
Super Mario Odyssey - The Odyssey's First Takeoff
Code Vein - Main Menu
Psychonauts 2 - Casino Monorail
Smash Bros. Brawl - Snake Eater (Instrumental)
Donkey Kong Country 2 - Funky the Main Monkey
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Clock Time Attack
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Our Hope
Astral Chain - Homunculus Y
Zelda Skyward Sword - Dejected Groose
Metroid Dread - End Credits
Donkey Kong Country 3 - Rockface Rumble
Red Dead Redemption 2 - Train Heist Theme
Guilty Gear Strive - Operation
Mario Kart 8 - Grand Prix Recap (SFX)
Super Mario 3D World - The Great Tower Showdown 2
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Colony 9
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Agnus Battle
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Paper Mario The Origami King - Giant Fan of Bonehead Island
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All Comments (21)
  • @FoBro91
    Doug confusing "Case Dismissed" and "Court Adjourned" is such a Douglas Douglas thing to do
  • @a_rd2628
    “It seems your client has been bench-pressing fairy tails” is a bar
  • @6emsYo
    It was a great honor to be deemed Twitchvile's Guardian of Gastronomical Justice 👨‍🍳
  • @excaliburv4332
    A lawyer so incompetent he turned the entirety of Twitchville into a barren, lifeless apocalyptic wasteland. Godspeed. It takes talent to be that terrible.
  • @EonLess
    Doug thinking Judges need catchphrases is very in character
  • @ThatFanBoyGuy
    "More useless than windshield wipers on a submarine" "As effective as arm wrestling a parking meter" "A plan so twisted it would make a pretzel jump rope" "Like trying to stop a bull stampede with a red handkerchief" "As scripted as a silent movie with subtitles" Judgebot's analogies were on point.
  • @Armund_Wolffe
    30:07 Parkzer fighting his way out of a laughing fit in court with "sorry, i accidentally hiccuped seventeen times," is one of my favorite things ever
  • @brogangh
    "oh so you're not a citizen of twichville then?" in response to the hair growth was perfect, well played phummy
  • The "case dismissed" thing was bothering me so much the entire time. I'm so glad that Parkzer noticed it.
  • @chinook-pg7eb
    Parkzer: "Im not a lawyer stop saying that" Also parkser: perfectly and legally destroys doug in chat's case
  • @kirbycooper9496
    The mods saying they were just following orders is exactly what some bad men said at the Nuremberg trials
  • @youngthinker1
    The funniest part about all of this, is that Parkser got upset with Doug over how he programmed the AI to screw up the trials.
  • “his solution is as effective as applying windshield wipers on a submarine” OUCH??? WHY IS THIS JUDGE SO HARSH 😭😭
  • @nmjjmn663
    I love how this is the one AI character who's having none of Twitch Chat's antics. "I'll stop the train with my muscular chest lol" "Client clearly has delusions of granduer." "We'll bribe Taylor Swift with airplane tickets." "And how do you plan on getting past her rabid fans?" "We'll challenge the houses to a cook off." "Even with talking houses the laws of physics still apply." Like the man is the most grounded character Doug's used.
  • @Swoozman
    The speed at which the Mods went from “loading their shotguns before the defendant made their case” into a Superior Orders defense was staggering. The judge made the right call here.
  • @salon9417
    Programming skills: 100 Knowledge of the word “dismissed”: 0
  • @sekkuar
    Reminder that the Nuremberg trials has established that "I'm just following orders" is not a defense for war crimes and crimes against human rights
  • @IDontKnow-tf1lk
    Parkzer appearing at the last second to save one of his mods from being brutally executed it's such a peak moment for the DougDoug Cinematic Universe
  • Parkzer completely losing it while thoroughly explaining how DougDoug is bald is the best thing I've seen all week