I went on vacation and gave my editor the worst video

The place holder text truly made this video true doug doug

"Half me, half you, twisted by Bowser's dark magic" is the recipe for a regular child alright.

that poor editor he doesn't deserve this

seeing a pregnant wario do a kickflip was not on my 2024 bingo card

The Editor is not getting paid enough💀

Haven't watched the video yet but I'm terrified of pregnant people so I hope it's safe for me to watch this

"Mario did you really have a child with Bowser?" "YES! D:" He said calmly

this dougdougdoug content of a dougdoug stream sent to dougdoug's editor is truly both doug and doug.

This implies the sequel would be Wario having to 1. give birth, 2. raise all of the babies that just manifested while everyone else died.

The Diablo the Cheater callback at 15:40 is amazing

I have no idea who Dhar Mann is but I assume this video is a good substitute.

"this abomination half me half you"

Since Wario wasn't disintegrated like the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom, I choose to believe he was not affected by the curse, and just coincidently happened to get pregnant the same time everyone else did.

8:15 no way peach brutally kills Bowser, and then tells mario that hate is bad

DougDougDougDougDoug isn't pregnant yet he never fails to deliver.

Holy shit that last sponsor fucking sent me, probably got me pregnant from laughing this hard or something. This is truly Dhar Mann's magnum opus

I like how the editor just gives up and puts text describing what should be there.

I love how they usually only have a photo of the kid with them not the actual kid. Poor Kamek is back at bowser's castle on babysitting duty

9:42 “Suddenly, Luigi bursts through the door, eyes wild with panic, he takes a deep breath and releases a long dramatic scream of vowels.” Luigi: “Ä̴̛̦̠́̈́̍͒͗̔̅̆̎̒̌̀͠A̵̟̜͔͔̫̠̬̩̠̦̦̳̰̘̓̏̈̎́͜A̷̱̱̼͔̞̰͍͙̟̜̗̟̘͌̒̄͜ͅA̷̤̜̣̥͖̽͂͂̕Œ̴̜̰̯̭͍̏͂͑̈̓̎̑̉̏̆̒̑̋̎̕Œ̸̨̳̳͎̬̯̠͇̩̽̓͊͋́̈́͊̔̐̀̈͐́̏͘ͅÒ̵̢̢̢͎̥̫̱̞̲̺͈͐͆̅̓̕͜ͅO̷͓͈̬̙͌͌͌̾́̌͗͝O̷̻̱͉̳̭͓͓͉͆̇̓̊̽̀̍͛̽͘͝͠Ë̸̀̾͂̆̓̒͌͑́ͅȨ̴̧͙̰͎̳͎̝̃̐̀͆̂͝E̶͎͙̋͗̽͌͌̌̈́̐̇̌̑̈́ͅE̶̤̻̘̎̑̆̂͂͝͠H̸͈͉̝̤͈͑̎̆͌̿̓E̶̢̛̛̪̺̞̫͆́̍̈́̋̒͂͜ͅU̴̡̠͙̠̝̩̭̦̪̺͓̰̒́̋̈́̉̔͂̃̈́̂̕A̷̧̢̡̛̰̫̺͓̫̬̙̫̬͈̔͂́̊͑͐̀̀̾͘͝͠A̶̧̡̞̯͇̦͈͖͗̅̀̾͛͑̽̽̌́͐̎̓͂͜͝H̴̨̧͇͉̞͖̮̦̥̠̱̋̇̽̊̒̚Ē̷̺͎̙͙̘͉̻̞̭͐̏̐̓̾̚͝H̸̛̫̗̟̞̯͎͋́̍̄́̚͘U̷̪̩͎̤̮̅͜ͅA̵̢̨͕͇̱̫̹̥̯̜̫͊̉̽̓̏̈́̓͘͘͝͠A̸͇͙͙̰̯͐̇ͅA̸̡̨̛̫͖̦̭̼̟̠̗̖͔̹̗͎̐̒̑̂́̄̏̉̑͘͘͝A̷̢̢̜̘̺̹̥̞̥̺̯͙̫̾̀͗͒̉Ḩ̶̢̛̻̩̫̯̪͕̀͒́̔̋͌̊͌̔͆̕͝Ă̴̡̟̪̣̜̌͒̂̐̚̕͝͝ͅÄ̷͙̋̿̽̃͛͋̓͜ͅA̶̫͉̤̳̙̹̲͚̐̄͌̇̏̐̆̕Ȟ̶̺Ę̸̦͍͉̤̻̀̉̒̃͋̄͘͝͠Ṵ̵̢̜̣̺̩̪͉̯͔̰̂͗̆̐͝À̵̡͕̤̩̫̰̺̫̩̳̏͊͂̍̈̚̚ͅH̴̛̭̬̲̺͙̫̱̍̕͜Ȇ̷̮̻̹̤͈̪͍̤̼̖̓͋̎̈̆͊͊Ḩ̸̨̙̮̘̝̹̖̬͖̮͚͑͜Ẽ̶̠̙͎͔̮͕̞̤͚͔͈̘̩́̓̀̽̆̚̕͠Û̴̯̬̞̱̩Ḁ̷̧̧̫͚̱̮̙͖̺̬̑́̈́̎̉͒͋͐͋̉̊̚͠͠ͅḦ̷̟̭́̃͌͊̄̚͠Ö̷͖̖̰̖̞̹̖̬̱͉̠̻̑͒̍̓͜ͅH̸̘͉̺̹͈̿̈́͛̽͗̀̂̔̓̾̚͝ͅE̴̲̜̥̬̯̲͊͌́̊̎̀̆̃̓̑́̊̈͒̂͜O̴͚̺͈̮̮̙̝̩̔̄̚Ḫ̶͚̹̫̱͔̙̻͖̩̯̀͐̉͐͒͛̾O̷̱͈͔̭̼͚͎̙͈̝̬̱̪̭͐̾̽͗̅͐͝H̸̡̛͇͇͚̳̫̣̹͚̻̽̈͆̓̉̏̀̓̚͘͝ͅͅ”

14:44 I’m shocked that this facial expression from Doug didn’t make the thumbnail.