How Kingambit Could Solo the Entire Persian Empire. (pokemon video essay)

“uh sir it seems that a single pokemon took down our army what do we do sir?” there is nothing we can do

Keep in mind that this assumes that Kingambit won't be able to land any moves after it uses 5 sucker punches

There is actually an argument you did not go over that allows the Persians to win. Expert Pokemon Mechanics Researchers have discovered that Supreme Overlord is coded to cap at 5 fainted allies. If you had a seventh pokemon somehow and it fainted, the counter wouldn't go up.

You know, Kingambit might as well use Swords Dance while it's waiting on all of its allies to die

Kingambit being able to kill 10% of the lions before running out of pp is cool and all until you realize pokemon that can use instruct for more moves

But what he wasn't taking into account was that Kingambit is actually banned in the Geneva Convention, which we know existed in Ancient Greece due to the philosopher Grumbus the Tiny.

Don't you hate it when you give Kingambit one free turn and it sweeps your entire army after one swords dance

"Uh, sir that Lucario just took out half our squad, what do we do?" Kingambit: "Have you tried fighting back?" "Of course we tried, but that shiny Lucario keeps spamming Aura sphere. Our team is getting annihilated!" Kingambit: "Okay, i think I have a plan, try fighting back a little harder."

Humans are actually commonly thought of as a Typeless Eevee, with their Type changing based on their environment and personality. Soldiers would be Fighting Type, with the Armor making them Fighting/Steel like Zamazenta-Crowned.

imagine if one of the persians had a weezing with the ability neutralizing gas which disables all other abilites

0:57 i think this is funny cause both in game logic and in Lore logic proved this wrong, Wolfy VGC proved it wront with Kyogre murdering everything with a single move (all lions and all other pokemon that dont have water obsorb) and Lore logic, all the flying types just fly and murder everything and also hsve multiple gods on there side

If I ever stumble upon a Genie, my two wishes would be for a real life Kingambit that'll obey me and a time machine to go back to the Battle of Thermopylae.

Magikarp on the cusp of evolving (ie level 19), using Splash, the move too weak to do anything in battle... are able to output about the equivalent of 1000 tons of TNT, as shown in episode 34 of the anime. The battle animation for Seismic Toss in every mainline game since the series went 3D has been in the neighborhood of 2-10% of light speed. Meaning a level 5 Throh can launch a Snorlax into orbit at 9% of light speed before levelling a city with the equivalent of about 50 million tons of TNT. Any Pokémon who knows Magnitude and manages a Magnitude 10 outputs 15 billion tons of TNT equivalent. That's on par with significant fraction of the world's nuclear stockpile. It's also important to remember that even though humans in the Pokémon multiverse are generally much weaker than any Pokémon, they are still extremely superhuman by real life standards. Ash can run on walls and carry a 999.9 kg Cosmoem like it's nothing. And in episode 1 of the anime he survived Pikachu's Thundershock, which after knocking out a whole flock of Spearow still had enough juice left over to vapourize several dozen cubic meters of dirt (about on par with the largest non-nuclear bomb ever made in power). Lieutenant Surge is strong enough to wrestle with his Electabuzz as an equal. Real life humans would have a BST of 0.

Kingambit is basically the Kaido of One Piece....or the Mihawk much better. Mihawk is Zoro's last goal. Kingambit is better as the last pokemon, a swordsman known to pilot the most powerful armies of Bisharp and Pawnierd. Its the King but actually tough. Or..is he Moria? Oh well, I am just here to watch this golden video.

This is the most appropriate use of the Nobunaga Era Vs Protocol Omega 2.0 music in any video and that includes the entire Inazuma Eleven series it originates from

It would also be slightly easier for kingambit if you count that the Spartans might be able to have taken out a bit of their enemy's army before dying.

What if the Persians could punch really fast, and that punch was somehow quad effective and had priority against the kingambit?

I would say that humans are normal/psychic, seeing as humans are weak to fighting, bug, darkness, and ghost. But the fighting weakness gets neutralized by psychic

I wasnt wondering why this video exists, I was just happy that youtube has become so large that videos like this COULD exist

Uhm actually sucker punch isn't a punching move, it's a surprise attack(sucker punch isn't boosted by iron fist or punching gloves) so no shot it's possible for a sucker punch to be able to destroy meteors :D