I Forced A Lawyer To Watch Judge Steve Harvey

Jarvis kidnapped a lawyer 😭

As a former postal employee, it is not illegal to send remains and it's super common but it has to be disclosed to us, there has to be paperwork with it and it can only go express shipping because it needs a signature for delivery/ pick up.

The lawyer looks like a wholesome man, a family man even. A family guy

I have a masters in thanatology (the care of dead bodies) and this is actually a huge issue. the bare minimum price for death care is for cremation in a very simple box and tends to be around 2,000$ in the US. if you can not afford it most commonly the state will have the body cremated but you will not receive the ashes back. it's honestly really messed up.

harvey should only do cases for families. you know to sort out the feuds.

alex sued me for just trying to be his friend wtf

Am I insane? Why the hell is nobody else freaking out about the fact that she HELD HER MOTHER'S REMAINS HOSTAGE? It's bad enough to lose your mother, but to have someone you thought you could trust keep her from you like that is maddening.

I am so sad that Steve thinks its ok his aunt verbally abused him for his speech impediment.

Petition for Jarvis and Jordan to make up an elaborate argument and go on judge Harvey. Maybe Jordan stole some of Jarvis’s valuable Pokémon cards, who’s to say 🤷‍♀️

okay so i CAN actually tell you how this works because my mom was IN this episode! so they arent really all actors, some are. they post these casting calls on acting websites. the stories have to actually be true and you need to actually provide evidence for everything. they pay you just to come, and then steve harvey is the one who pays the money you win. so you are like..technically suing steve harvery rather then the other person. anyways thats all there is to the show

You tell us he's a lawyer but I'm not convinced this isn't a love interest in a recent Disney movie

I actually laughed when she pulled the urn out in the middle of court 😂 also imagine going to court and the "judge" performs standup for a live audience and then gives everyone money.

oh i have never been more excited to watch steve harvey pretend to be a judge than i am right this moment

now THIS is some premium content, thank you jarvy

“I got two little pimps graduating” “Whãt? Oh, children?” 🙂 SENT ME

If what your mailing is cremated remains, it's not a felony, now if you're trying to mail dismembered body parts thats another story. - A funeral services major

Lolo is one pair of glasses away from cosplaying Peter Griffin

When my mother passed away, I was trying to get money together for her cremation. She passed at 12:34 on a Friday, and on Monday morning, the hospital called me to complain that I hadn't taken care of the cremation yet. The woman then very coldly said, "If you're too poor to afford it, you can always donate her body, and you won't have to pay for it.". I feel like she was trying to help, but the way she said it was so insulting, almost like she was saying, "We can throw it out for you, if you're too poor.". I couldn't even talk to the crematorium over the weekend, but they acted like I had been dragging my feet and causing them all kinds of problems.

The strangest part of all this is that my best friend's mother passed recently and the day we picked up her remains we did a "girls day" to help her keep her mind off of the grief. Her mom's ashes literally sat in the back seat of my car while we went shopping. Even stranger? Her brother had to pick them up because he was on the same side of town and my friend also happened to be dropping off an Xbox he had bought. So we also literally exchanged an Xbox for human remains. I wish I was fucking kidding.

Jarvis has such a warm personality, it always seems like guests settle in and get comfortable quickly ❤