7 Pathetically Weak Characters You Were Suddenly Forced to Play As

You forgot about that time I was suddenly and unexpectedly, forced to play as myself from birth to death.

The Joker section is at least just the perfect length and really shows how terrifying the collectors are to the average person who can't shoot ice or make hologram armor or rip holes in space.

"Like a lost sheep with a receding hairline" YOWCH The departure of Luke changed Ellen so quickly! 😂

How about a list of 7 elderly NPCs that could kick your butt.

I mean, Jane has proven repeatedly in the hitman videos that a screwdriver can be a deadly weapon…

I loved the Joker section in ME2. It really amped up the threat up and made me feel empathetic towards the people I'm fighting to protect. It also made me appreciate going back to Shepard all the more!

Ashley in Resident Evil 4. You learn how to fight the horrible tentacle armours, get the hang of it and then BAM! Ashley's grand adventure where she tries to not die horribly. Again.

As a fellow musical theatre nerd Ellen is right. Annaleigh Ashford did a quantity of good things as Mrs. Lovett but her accent was not one of them

You guys mentioned this bit in a list once before, but Kid Icarus: Uprising has a level in which you first play as an actual toddler, and then a little doggy. Actually, in the story, youre playing as an inanimate ring – which is about as defenseless as it's possible to be

"Are we sure she doesn't have a Phillips head screwdriver? I can make it work!" And now we know the REAL reason Luke left...sheer terror. Lol

Loki could be the catalyst for a '7 worst accents in games' video.

Playing as Joker, who is voiced by the incomparable Seth Green, was hilarious and an absolute high point of that game.

Sam is the polar opposite of Varrick from DA:2. When the greatest dwarf ever inserts himself into a story, he at least makes himself the best character, if not the main one.

I actually really enjoy the Joker moment in ME2. It feels terrifying and also heartbreaking. Normally, I don't love switching characters, but it definitely adds to the game in ME.

Mary Jane isn't an investigative journalist, she's an actress/supermodel. They straight up just replaced her with Lois Lane in the Spider-man game.

The Joker and Little Sister sections only took like 2-5 minutes tops so they never bothered me overly.

Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker. In which you're still technically you, but your consciousness has been stuffed into the body of a nameless Garlean soldier who has none of your abilities and has to scavenge items to heal, while chasing down the man who's stolen your body.

I actually liked playing as the Little Sister. Especially when I played that game blind. I got sooo Invested in the story. So when that moment happened, my mind was BLOWN. I was astonished at how the little sisters where literally programed to see the world. Or maybe it was a very strong self defense mechanism? Either way, its actually one of my favorite parts. But if you don't like it, its very easy to speed run that section. Played it twice, and I take my time looking at all the environmental story telling each time.

Am I the only person who enjoyed the Joker section of ME2? I loved the snark and sass between him and EDI and there was no danger at all of being captured. Also - so many references!!

Expecting a video soon for 7 worst 'attempts' at accents in video games.