Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice - JonTron

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Published 2017-08-26
There's a Vanilla Ice movie?......ohhh nooooooo.....

Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Taylor Ortega - Ice Bucket Girl

Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director/Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Design - Lynell Vinuya

Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso

"Mediocre Burn at Best" by LilTommyJ: youtube.com/user/liltommyj

All Comments (21)
  • @shastarobin12
    This the kind of movie you see advertised in GTA as a joke.
  • @cuatro5572
    So let me get this straight. Cathy gets mad at her boyfriend because he wasn't ok with her being sexually harassed on the floor of a dingy club? Vanilla Ice definitely wrote this himself
  • Fun fact: The Cinematographer of this movie went to win an Oscar for his work in Schindler’s List.
  • @sadjohnny6120
    In hind sight I really wish Paltrow's dad had let her ruin her career
  • @tonicclips6276
    I love the way vanilla ice says "for a girl" like he's in elementary school and a girl beat him in a sport
  • @CommentPoster10
    The official tagline for this movie is "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."
  • @KaguyaHimex
    I can’t get over how his entire style predicted 2022 tiktok eboys. He even does the constipated “one eyebrow up and biting your lip” look. Ice is truly ahead of his time. A true prophet.
  • little did Gwyneth know, Jontron would call her out years later
  • @roche5871
    "Rise and shine bitch, We're goin to Disneyland" 💀💀💀
  • @turg7689
    " Why are words allowed to escape your face ? " might be one of the greatest insults I have ever heard.
  • When you think about it this video marks the end of an era. Its the last time we saw the old intro, the last time we saw the title cards, and the last time we saw Jaque again in an official video.
  • @pavelsvacha
    The most unrealistic part about this movie is that she likes Vanilla Ice
  • @super_shag8685
    I just Realized, Vanilla Ice is practically the missing link of the Jake Paul species, Except he has a slightly higher level of Intelligence
  • @cowgod1945
    To quote BHD “I understand why’s she’s thirsty but what I don’t understand is why he’s the drink”
  • @alexcelticw
    "HOLY SHIT! YOU FUCKING KILLED HER, DUDE!" I love the delivery of that line
  • @aidanpine925
    dad should have warned Gwyneth Paltrow about goop too
  • @monthlysurvey
    Plot twist; Vanilla Ice was the one who is leading the mafia guys and kidnapped her brother. Thats how he could inexplicably find her brother based on that one sound.. just so he could look like the hero. It’s all revealed in the sequel: Cool As Ice: Revenge of the Cold
  • Fun fact, the film's cinematographer went on to become Spielberg's go to. He DP'd Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Minority Report, War Horse, etc.
  • @pryingeyes1551
    "Settin' up suckas like pins on a bowling ball?" That's exactly the opposite of how bowling works.