Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron

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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor -Andrew Reynoso
Production Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Makeup/Special Effects - Melanie Licata

Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Charlotte Claw - Herself
Sergio Torres - Himself
Mike Shayne - Himself
PSYCHIC Vampire - Shayna Conde
Psychic VAMPIRE - Nils Ekstrom

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Music by Tom Ryan
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All Comments (21)
  • At least with the vodka in a skull bottle, you get vodka and a skull bottle.
  • Fun fact: you cannot, legally, claim love as an ingredient.
  • @JetSetDman
    I love how when Jon says “they’re all real” you can just feel his pure, unfiltered disappointment in the human race from just his line delivery alone
  • @FRISHR
    “I am Iron Man” - RDJ “I am African” - Gwyneth Paltrow
  • @NPC-gl8xp
    "They're all real" That shit had me laughing so hard.
  • @I_am_box
    This is the type of thing I love about JonTron being based in New York. Because Jon literally went outside, dressed and spoke like a shifty 1850 snake oil salesman as a way to insult and make fun of goop, and it probably wasn’t even the weirdest thing those people had seen all day
  • @Cross177
    “$200 for god knows what? Even you’re not that stupid.” That cut to the woman, honestly, looks like she’s trying to solve a calculus problem.
  • @huersmininuke7
    Goop is like one of those joke ads in gta5 you can hear on the in game radio
  • @Agent-47-eh
    She's a facebook mom who has evolved into her final form
  • @agata025
    In Polish, 'g(w)oopy' translates to 'stupid'. So "how goopy are you" sounds just right 👌
  • Him screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at a literal train is probably my favorite part of this
  • @Kevbo2040
    I won't lie, this video is the first time I've remembered Gwyneth Paltrow even exists as a person.
  • I respect that you actually went on location for that dope ass snake oil joke.
  • @Shafd1
    You have to admit, the theragun doom part was hilarious
  • @bkr1895
    I love how her cream literally has Fool’s Gold inside it
  • @TheLichruler
    Ok for realsies.... That snake oil salesman act was top notch.
  • @striderzer0
    oh god she just took her initials, GP, and put two O's in between them
  • "With Cordyceps" Well, if The Last of Us ends up happening, we can blame Gwyneth Paltrow.