Hitler Finds Out Arminian Theology is True

"Dont cry, remember, this means that God is actually good."  BWAhaahahaahahaahahha

If you have had ever had to try to find your way out of the maze of Calvinistic confusion, this video sums it all up.

Having survived three years of a hyper-Calvinist Bible College, I have to say that this satire was brilliant. Some of the lines were drop dead accurate and therefore all the more hilarious.

As a former Calvinist, I find this quite funny. I was kind of like this at times.

As a Calvinist that went Arminian earlier today, this made me laugh more than any video has in a while

Are you kidding me? "Closet Catholic" is one of the best lines!

I can hear the calvinists screeching from here

So much truth in that parody. Calvinism has a very low view of God's sovereignty if God must be a Master Puppeteer instead of a God who can exercise sovereignty despite giving man free will to choose contrary options.

I had way better fruits when I believed Lordship salvation, conditional security, and arminian theology. Calvinism is just not true.

It's unfortunate but I think many of us have seen Calvinists defend their views with that kind of belligerence.

When Hitler mentions choosing shirt colors, and then the officer starts tugging nervously at his shirt collar...I lost it! LOLOLOLOL!!!

THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE SEEN ...MAYBE EVER!! Good Lord Ive been exhausted (and nauseated) lately by pushy, insulting, arrogant, ...ARRGGG I needed this!  I think there is no way to earn Salvation but to even say choosing to accept the gift of God is "earning" is so incredibly screwed up. I love you man!! The secret mystery part was awesome by the way. I had some "pastor" foisting his millarchy on me after I commented on his quite horrific youtube video and found his church's statement of faith. Right in the statement it says that "high mysteries" need to be "handled carefully and only revealed prudently". First of all if its all hush hush then what the frig is it doing in your PUBLIC statement of "faith" LMAO   BTW the video was him saying that when Jesus healed the man with the crippled hand that Jesus made him reach out his hand to be healed because he couldnt have reached it out himself. So Jesus said reach out, then made him reach out, then healed him according to his faith for reaching out .... o.O

This is awesome!

"I learned it in Greek 101" buhahahahahha

Heresy! read some more John Piper!  lol  I'm a Calvinist and still find this video humorous.  

I'm a Calvinist but that's funny!

I'm a catholic, so not an arminian, but I love this video. As much as Calvinists want to deny, this video is the logical conclusion of reformed theology.

This is hilarious -- funnier than the other (though also good) "Hitler relies on Calvinism" video.

Why haven't I seen this before?!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was brilliant. Thanks for the good laugh!