Godzilla vs Kong - Big, Dumb and... Fun?
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Published 2021-04-03
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All Comments (21)
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"Some of these fights go on so long, you forget why they started." Sounds like my first marriage.
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Star Wars fans: "The movies you like are stupid" "No, they are not!" Godzilla Chad fans: "The movies we like are stupid" "Yes"
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"You don't watch a Godzilla movie for the compelling storylines. You want to see monsters blow shit up." DAMN STRAIGHT!
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“Godzilla vs Kong really is just a big dumb monster movie, and really nothing else” And that’s exactly what everyone wanted out of this movie
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The problem with focusing on characters is that you get less of what you actually want: Monkey and Lizard fighting each other.
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"There’s no plot other than big Monke punches big lizard!" Fans: "That's why I am here."
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Here's the leaked script: 🦎 beats 🦍 🤖 beats 🦎 🦍 helps 🦎 (😭❤️)
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The fact that Godzilla and Kong move slowly most of the time is one of the things about their biology that actually makes perfect sense. When you're unbelievably huge, there's no reason to expend a ton of energy when there's no threat.
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Scientists: You can’t shoot a hole into the center of Earth. Godzilla: “Objective: Shoot a hole into the center of Earth”
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As someone that was stationed on an aircraft carrier. Thank you for sparing a thought for our expendable lives during a giant monster battle. Lost too many good friends via spontaneous lizard gorilla brawls.
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If you were expecting Schindler's List from a movie where a giant lizard and giant monkey punch each other, you're going in with unrealistic expectations.
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Guy: Godzilla's hurting people and we don't know why. Me: He's a radioactive lizard bigger than a skyscraper with a laser breath attack what were you expecting him to do pick flowers and teach kids the value of friendship?
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"What do you mean it's not a good movie? The monkey just punched the lizard."
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My wife: "Hey babe, what insightful and complex plot movie are we going to see today?" Me, an intellectual: "Monke"
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Unlike pacific rim uprising, this is actually a very fun dumb movie, exactly the type of entertainment to enjoy during this stressful time.
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I think this is easily the best movie of the year. No pretentious politics, no pseudo-deep plot, just a bunch of over the top fight scenes that were fun and had lots of things exploding.
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Critical Drinker: This movie is just monsters fighting each other. Godzilla fans: YES
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So it’s literally a big screen version of the family guy episodes where Peter and the chicken beat the shit out of each other for the whole episode?
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Giant lizard fights giant munky. Giant lizard and giant munky teams up to fight giant robot lizard. Well that's what I wanted from this movie.
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We have reached a point where Pacific rim is seen as a base reference for monster movies. Awesome
