I Played A Game That Doesn't Exist

Sam is the type of guy to post from 30 minutes long videos to 3 hours and 30 minutes

Was not expecting to get so invested in the storyline of a not-game

Most games: 1-2 hours There's no game: 5+ hours

For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching YouTube I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why

You know it boutta be good when Sam posts a movie

am I going to watch Sam play a game that isn’t a game for three hours and thirty minutes, yes, yes I will.

3:33:57 Sambucha: It’s amazing that there’s only one control, and that’s a click. Geometry Dash: You have no idea.

58:14 when Sam said “I’m over here baby look” I could not stop laughing 😂

Sambucha: alright, just don’t take me to France Black hole: takes Sambucha to France anyway

His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again

1:51:56 “now invest into pot” WHAT 😂

“Just dont take me to France” -Sambucha being teleported to France

"Now invest into pot" is a sentence I did not expect to hear in this playthrough.

you know its gonna be good when sam shows actual emotion. also BEAT IT

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite Youtubers have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!

Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare. You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game. And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game. Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?... "Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game? Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you always do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most. In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she always sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions. When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too. You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you didn't hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.

Only Sam can think that 40 mins is a long vid and then casually post a 3 hour one

Y'know Sam's comments on his long-form videos are far more positive and peaceful than his shorts

I like how when you punch Wilhelm, he uses the Wilhelm scream. Fun little detail.

3:29 That sound affect was not necessary💀💀