Tears in Beards | The Official Podcast

Published 2024-04-04
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Four close man friends gather around to talk about crying into your beard.
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Episode 383: Recorded 01/04/24

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Timestamps:

00:00 Intro
00:36 Matt Tied the Knot!
06:31 Would You Rather Be a Lord or a Prince?
10:25 Getting Clucky
12:49 Kaya and Jackson’s Favourite Subreddits
21:47 Mint Mobile Ad
24:20 r/CuckoldPsycology
29:43 Learning That You’re Not Into Being Cucked (The Hard Way)
39:26 Becoming the Bull
48:33 The Cocoa Crisis
55:38 Chocolate, Candy, and Dessert
1:07:00 Healthy Food Is Tasty Too
1:13:11 Wrap
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Jackson: twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: twitter.com/huggbeestv
Charlie: twitter.com/moistcr1tikal
Kaya: twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Music by: soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & linktr.ee/zayaLT
Art by: www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: linktr.ee/zayaLT
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Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

All Comments (21)
  • @aguy2162
    Wendigoon would’ve had an aneurysm with this episode
  • @chopsandtoots
    I got married in my parent's backyard. We spent under $1000 and it was a total blast! We had beer pong, bags, playing cards, and a bonfire! It was very laid back and it was a great day.
  • @lestachio801
    Jacksons astonishment about running out of a renewable resource was really something
  • @goosie6579
    I just squatted 255 for the first time and I guarantee I couldn't have done it without listen to the official podcast baby let's go!
  • @RainRaiderFam
    If my husband doesn't suggest "attracting zombies for apocalypse style combat" as a way of spicing things up in the bedroom, he may not be the one.
  • @PixelWolv
    1:04:54 "So Gelato is Creamy and Sorbet is Sweet" Jackson do you have any idea how little that narrows this down
  • @PixelWolv
    The music starting and then stopping for a moment for kaya to say "that was a gross episode" was a great addittion tbh
  • @1Drus
    The 4 moving people at the start did jumpscared me, lol
  • @kahaeIta
    I really like Andrew's new camera angle
  • @vinyldash2333
    This episode feels like a return to form. I thoroughly enjoyed it
  • @oroboros88
    The whole deadpan bull conversation had me in tears holy shit
  • @ShadowDaPk
    Andrew is right about how good roasted broccoli is, and it's cheating with how simple it is to make it delicious. Basic: a little drizzle of oil and some salt and pepper, roast until you get charring. Bam, that's already fuckin fantastic. Choose a spice mix from your grocer or dollar store and you've got even more flavor custom to what you feel like. It's seriously so simple and tasty as a side dish.
  • @anonony9081
    Sponsor skip is a lifesaver for this podcast lol
  • @wardcraft9106
    The way he said REESE cup so many times made it seem like rage bait.
  • @r3p0sed
    congrats to andrew and charlie on their marriage ❤
  • @Teruko666
    Me birdwatching: "Man, i better get up there and fly, otherwise I'm a cuck!"
  • @jonnyv2408
    Charlie saying Reese’s instead of Reese’s is top notch English
  • @CrustySockh
    "that was a gross episode"" lmao love kaya