Slam of the Northstar - Quad City DJs vs Crystal Kings

"Your ankles...are already broken." - Kenshiro Barkley

THIS IS WHAT SHAQ FU COULD'VE BEEN

Let’s take a moment to appreciate that even in a post apocalyptic land, that Charles Barkley still has a winning smile even as he practices surprise acupuncture without a license.

This is the standard that all Slam Jam remixes are measured by.

Desperately trying to survive in the post-apocalyptic b-ball season, where steroids and lack of game ran rampant, the fans prayed for the coming of a true baller.

Roses are red violets are blue hey you whatcha gonna do?!

Honestly, this is one of the best things that humanity has ever achieved.

In an alternative universe this song is the opening of Slam Of The North Star We live in the wrong universe

When you're trying to block the opposing team's slam dunk but you accidentally hit one of their many vital pressure points.

"You call free throws a chaos dunk?" "Hey, as long as it slams"

This doesn’t deserve the tittle of a Remix. It deserves the tittle of masterpiece

King: Shaquille O' Neal Toki: Lebron James Jagi: Magic Johnson Raoh: Michael Jordan Kenshiro: Charles Barkley The Masters of Hokuto Slamken

YOU WA SHAQ

You're already slammed.

Im not kidding, this was in my workout swcret weapon song for over 8 years. I'm commenting to give my thanks here. With this song, I was actually able to go through mobility therapy after my knee surgery as a kid. Basically when my knees pop back then it was agonizing and they were focusing on making them pop to gain back the range of motion. I kid you not, at home I'd time the pops to the guitar solo XD. I really do not care if this is cringe anymore, thank you for making this funny song that ended up making me taking my mind of agony and fixing my legs.

Category: Travel and events. Well, it is a spectacle.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only fouls.

The trumpets work out way too well for me to think this wasn't destiny.

This better be on the next Space Jam movie