Dark Dungeons - JonTron

"We don't have to kill him do we?" "At it would cost is your gold and your weapons!" That's a really shitty DM.

"ARE YOU READY FOR THE MAIN EVENT? ARE YOU READY TO RPG?" "YEAHHHH" "Okay, everyone roll for initiative."

I love how she didn’t handwrite a suicide note. She PRINTED one with selected font.

"ARE YOU READY TO RPG?!" "Sorry, I can't do the usual time this week, how about Wednesday?" "Wednesday doesn't work for me, how about Tuesday?" "What if we did a late session?" "Sorry, I can't. I have really early shifts this week." "Can anyone do Thursday afternoon?" "Oh, yeah." "Thursday works." "Definitely, I can do Thursday." "Thursday afternoon it is, then." *Thursday afternoon* "Where is Josh?" "He said he'd be five minutes late. Has anyone heard from Cindy?" "No." "Pat?" *Two hours later* "Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. But I brought food!" "Josh!" "JOSH!" "Oh, where's Cindy? And Pat?" "Sigh. Guess it's another one-shot this time."

Reminds me of a post somewhere "DnD Fearmonger: you serve a dungeon master and summon demons." "DnD dungeon master in reality: please stop trying to seduce the river, I'm begging you."

it's funny how one can't tell what part is Jon fucking around, and what part is the actual...."movie".

This whole thing felt like the setup to a well scripted adult film. I kept waiting for the sex to start.

“I have no mercy, for I am Chaotic Neutral!” “Excellent RPGing!” This is satire. There is no way this is not satire.

Dnd according to this: dark, addictive, seedy frat party Satan worshipping ritual Dnd in real life: Dm, with his head in his hands: no, you can’t have a “chicken crossbow” and I don’t even want to know what that is.

Seriously.... Is no one gonna mention the fact they were playing dnd at a fucking rave? Like.... Who... Who does that???

Fun fact, Narnia actually has a ton of religious references in it so the fact that it was considered witch craft here just sends me.

"All she was good for was reading the Necronomicon and summoning Cthulhu." What an amazing line.

"You can show him mercy, and all it would cost is your gold and your weapons." Why?

"DnD is evil because you use spells to kill people" Meanwhile, the cruel goblin rogue, along the rest of our party, taught the 15 year old half orc fighter how to write so that he could send a letter to his mom, telling her he was ok and was having a lot of fun with his new friends.

I still love how accusatory the dean or whoever is. "It's just imagination." "Is it?" "Well obviously, wait, did you think-" "Where are the bodies, Debby?"

You know, as someone who is both a Christan and a D&D player, I have never been able to figure out which part of me should feel more insulted by this movie.

I can't even tell the difference between the actual movie and Jon's additions.

DnD is a Christian game if you align yourself against demons. But the Christian game I recommend is Doom because you protect the world against all the forces of hell!

Yes Jack Chick gave his approval for this but what a lot of people don't realize is that it was legitimately a group of Gamers that made this movie and they played it perfectly straight to jocks chicks vision because nothing they could come up with would make fun of it any better. This movie was actually first screened at Gencon

As an actual D&D player if my DM throws my custom character mini in the fire I really WILL be committing a murder