Iconic One Direction phrases every directioner should know PART 1

I'm...... ○ laughing ○ crying ○ sobbing ● physically fine, but mentally bruised

Anyone who watched this with headphones, knowing Louis was going to be involved...you got what you deserve,tbh!

0:00 - "hellooo! we. are. one. direction!" 0:14 - "vas happenin?" 0:27 - "london's. quite. big-" 0:44 - "'NO!' jimmy protested." 0:46 - "well what do you bring liam? no hair!" 0:50 - "head and shoulders, please!" 0:52 - "excuse me liam?" 0:54 - "i like girls who... eat carrots." 0:57 - "pimp daddy." fist bump 1:00 - "we're very excited." 1:08 - "SHE'S MINE!" 1:11 - "get out of my kitchen!" 1:14 - "popsugar, sugar pop pop!" 1:16 - "niall the bad boy? give it a rest. niall the church boy, more like-" 1:24 - "just- seven hours of us being idiots." 1:28 - "i am niall" "im harry" "im zayn" "im liam" "and im jennifer!" 1:34 - "big, fat, idiot." niall falls in the background 1:40 - "we're really funny!" "are we?" "the laughs we had-" "pranks, laughs. oH!" 1:49 - "we took a chOnce-" 1:59 - "this is a family show! ...or is ittt...?" (forever iconic) 2:11 - "does anybody not have a phone? ...who do- wha- ITS 2015-!" "harry shes five!" 2:17 - "please say: nakapakamakalaka-" 2:26 - "i have a secret." 2:34 - "36+6=38!" 2:39 - "2 bananas for a pouend-" "3 bananas for a yorooo-" 2:49 - "WE ARE MEN!!!🤬 ...were men!🥰" 2:56 - "cmonbarbieletsgopartyahahahyeah-" 3:00 - "can anyone hear running wOteh?!" 3:03 - "give it up for one addition!" "one subtraction!" 3:18 - "I LOVE DUCKS!" "thank you niall..." 3:22 - physically im fine... emotionally- im bruised..." 3:30 - "NŌ Ï DŒNT-" 3:34 - "OI OIIII!" 3:40 - "what did we win-?" 3:42 - "stop it man!" "my ass is on fire!" 3:46 - "id do niall-" 3:50 - "OH i really hAte you right now!!" 3:52 - "just chillin out in me box-" 3:54 - "apart from my drugs tests! theyre all negative!" 3:58 - "WHATD YOU DO THAT FOR??!" 4:02 - "forget what they taught you in scouts, payno... were doing it the tommo way!" "LOUIS YOU IDIOH!" 4:10 - "wrong size shoooooe-" "big brown pooooo-" 4:24 - "kevin? KeEVIN!" 4:27 - "tequila tequila... here we go-" 4:30 - "we are serious artists!" 4:34 - "malabami?" 4:38 - "it says 'do not dial 9', so... i dialed 9-" 4:46 - "i wouldnt date any of you, cause nobody picked me." 4:50 - "where are we going today, mark?" 4:59 - "i didnt learn anything in japan-" 5:01 - "you make me wanna..." does that thing "...one more night-" 5:07 - "im losing a kitten, im losing a kitten!" 5:11 - "stop the traffic... let em through." 5:14 - "its DJ payne in the house." 5:16 - "well well well-" 5:17 - "can you read or not?" 5:19 - "i was shouting 'zayn, zayn!', but he didnt come..." "but id always save you, louis." 5:26 - "liam you stay right there, cause you are perrr-fect." 5:30 - "YOU SING!" this took me ages so i hope it comes to use edit: thank you for all the appreciation hahaha

One direction in a zombie apocalypses: Harry: singing watermelon sugar out of no where Liam: forgetting what he learned in scouts Louis: doing it the tommo way(and failing miserabely) Niall: sitting in a corner singing about girls hands Zayn: we all know zayns the only one who is gonna survive

Omg when Niall said “come on Barbie let’s go party ah ah ah yeah” I died 😂😂

“SHES MINE” “Get out of my kitchen” “or is itttt” and “pranks laughs,oh “always get me😂😭

You forgot when Nial said “POTATO”

my favorite phrases: “NO jimmy protested” “well what do you bring liam? NO HAIR!” “well excuse me liam!” “SHES MINE” “niall the bad boy, give it a rest, niall the church boy, more like it” “WE ARE MEN, we are men💕” “GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION, ONE SUBTRACTION” “what did we win” “listen forget what they taught you in scouts Panyo, we’re doing it the Tommo way, Louis you idiot!” “stop the traffic..let ‘em through” “can you read or not” “but i’d always save you louis <3”

I love how the whole world stops before Niall sings "We took a chonce"

“Forgot what they taught you in scouts Payno, were doing it the Tommo way.” it all falls down. “Louis you idiot!”

Zayn: "but I'll always save you Louis" ah shit, here we go again... cries

“HARRY SHE’S FIVE” always cracks me up🤣🤣

"Forget what they taught you in scouts Payno" "We're doing it Tommo way" ~Louis Tomlinson

Louis: I was shouting "zayn! zayn!" but he didn't come. Zayn: I'd always save you louis This hits different now.

the ones that get me every time are Louis: "shes mine!" Harry: "get out of my kitchen!" Louis: "Big. Fat. Idiot." Niall falls in the background Niall: "Pranks, laughs, oh" Harry: "This is a family show........ or is it!?" Harry: "does anyone not have a phone?" sees somone "it's 2015!" Liam: "Harry she's 5!" Niall "Come on Barbie let's go party. Ahahaha Yeah."

Me: in a bad mood Also me: watches 1d to feel better Me again: sad cuz theyre not coming back together

"36+6=38" "It says do not dial 9 so I dialled 9" I love louis's logic

“forget what they taught u in scouts payno we’re doing it the tommo way”

harry: WE’RE MEN 💣🔫🤬👺 also harry 2 seconds later: we’re men 😻🙈🤴🥰💖🥳

i was smiling so hard saying all the lines with them "i have a secret" I CAN'T they're literally the cutest, funniest humans one direction humor is top tier