If Your GTA Online Character Was Charged For Their Crimes

I knew I was bad, but I never expected I was THAT bad.

Bro Made Trevor Philips Look Like Mickey Mouse

Your character never ages so he’ll be fresh as soon as his 13,000+ year sentence is up.

And he only counted crimes committed during heists. :D

“There’s enough evidence to put you away for consecutive life sentences you're going to spend the next ten years of your life going from a cell to a courtroom before you even start serving your time.” - Interpol Officer

Buddy. The amount of shit I’ve done in this game is damn near impossible to calculate, let alone START to charge my character…

Objectively the greatest GTA protagonist of all time lol

And it's only heists, i bet, my character got around 120 000 years after 2,6K hours played

Who Is Crazier - GTA Online Protagonist or Trevor Philips ?

The jump from 1 year to 207 years killed me lmfao. I was not expecting it that early.

There is only one thing to say: "You recived 2000 $ for good behaivour"

my gta character would be sent to death , not even saul goodman can scrape off a day

they would have sentenced you to death but you'll just walk out of a hospital

There's also all the crimes you commit that could add up if of all the businesses you can have are canon; With these ones you can skip committing more crimes directly than the setup by buying the supplies - the cocaine business - meth business - counterfeit money businesses - weed business - illegal document business, - the bunker business (weapons are being made there) - the acid lab There is the ones that you have to steal the stuff that you later sell like: - the special cargo business ( you steal all the stuff to resell it) - the special warehouse ( same as the previous one but with cars) - the hangar Business (stealing stuff as well but in the air and land all across los santos) but there’s an option of getting stock through rooster if unlocked through the operation terminal missions And there is also the ones could be with illegal activities as follows: - the nightclub: some of the promotion missions, the restock mission with yohan and the selling of illegal stuff - the autoshop: you repair and modify honest clients cars but also can decide to do the heists as well that sessanta offers - the scrapyard: we are towing cars and there’s supposedly a legality to it but we are never sure when we are doing it and there is also the robberies of all the special high end cars (5 different heists in total) Furthermore in the end there’s also the missions we do for Lamar, Gerald, Lamar, Simeon, Trevor, the missions of agent 14 inside the M.O.C. (Mobile operation center), the missions of Paige inside the terrorbyte, the ones for the casino with Agatha (needing the penthouse), the agency with the contracts (absolutely canon), the operation terminal missions that you buy for the avenger, the captain’s missions in the yacht, the missions for the freaks (first dose), the Clucking bell raid with Vincent and maybe something else that I don’t remember Postdata: arena wars it’s shady but let’s say legal under contract in that universe and ULP as well this could be for a part 2

Bro got 2 life sentences his first day in los santos😂😅

At the start, the main character basically did almost nothing and he is already will be 1 year in prison!

My pedestrian body count could possibly land me in prison for the next millennium or two.

4:01 I wasn’t expecting the sound to be played and I choked on my drink lmao

the fact that this ONLY covers the heists is absurd, I can only imagine the sentence given everything else the GTAO protag canonically gets into

9:15 You forgot about the first demolition team part: Killing the prison bus driver and destroying the first prison bus. Also doomsday heist part 3. I mean that was for saving the world but still worth to add.