DEAR GOD, PLEASE H̵E̸L̷P M̶E | Angel Hare

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Published 2023-10-09
We can be dangerous too.

Angel Hare is ACTUALLY the best analog horror series to release in recent memory. Go watch it and subscribe to ‪@TheEastPatch‬.

Also go to their Patreon and give them all your money: www.patreon.com/theEastPatch

With the Five Nights at Freddy's movie coming out in just a few weeks, I wanted to take this opportunity to be a little self-indulgent and cover a criminally-underrated series that really deserves all the attention in the world. Angel Hare is SO AWESOME, when my friend Fantem showed it to me, I immediately knew I had to do a video on it.

...why is Angel Gabby's voice soooo soothing? Honestly, all of the voice acting in this series is absolutely top-tier.

Fun fact - this video originally ended with a four-minute theory section that was completely invalidated by the latest episode that came out earlier today. Fortunate, I suppose - I'll leave the theorizing to MatPat's inevitable ‪@FilmTheory‬ on the series.

ANGEL HARE (Full Series):    • Remembering "Angel Hare"  

** I'VE GOT VHS VIDEOS FOR DAYS **

THE FNAF GAME THAT KILLS YOU IRL:    • The FNAF game that KILLS YOU IN REAL ...  
SAVE THEM:    • The FNAF game that DELETES ITSELF if ...  
THE MAINTENANCE ARCHIVES:    • THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER  
THE FNAFROOMS:    • THE MOST-DISTURBING FNAF VHS  
RUINED:    • RUINED.  
NOTHING IS SCARIER:    • Nothing is Scarier.  
FIVE NIGHTS AT JR'S: THE ANIMATED SERIES:    • Five Nights at JR's: THE SERIES!?  
THE MOST BRUTAL VHS ON YOUTUBE:    • BROADSIDE BEACH | Shipwrecked 64  
SISTER LOCATION - THE MOVIE:    • SISTER LOCATION: A FNAF VHS Movie  
THE HORRIFYING END OF WILLIAM AFTON:    • The HORRIFYING END of William Afton  
THE BITE OF '87:    • WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!  
NOT MY BODY:    • I BIT SOMEONE.mp4 (FNAF VHS)  
BANNED FROM YOUTUBE:    • The FNAF VHS too disturbing for YouTube  
MURDER AT THE PIZZAPLEX:    • Murder at the Pizzaplex (FNAF VHS)  
AMANDA THE ADVENTURER - THE FULL STORY EXPLAINED:    • Amanda the Adventurer: The FULL STORY...  
@Secret4Studio - Nights at Freddy's: The Movie:    • Five Nights at Freddy's: The Movie  
@WyattButler, @daneiacfilms, @martydudeanimations , @st4ticfilms - The JOY of DESTRUCTION:    • The Ignited Ones (FNAF VHS)  
@buzzaree - The Maintenance Archives:    • Five Tapes H̵ID̸D̵E̵N in their EM̸P̶T...  
@Majjiick + @SpectreAnimations - Police Investiagtion:    • Keeping the Devil Waiting | FNAF VHS  
@Majjiick - The Fazbear Archives:    • This Tape ACTUALLY Scared Me | THE FA...  
@SquimpusMcGrimpus - FNAF VHS:    • The END of the Aftons (FNAF VHS)  
@j-gems - The Interviewed:    • Death is TOO GOOD FOR YOU, William Afton  
@TwelveMan - The Fazbear Collection:    • The SCARIEST TAPE ON YOUTUBE | The Fa...  
@md-ptv - The Tangled Flesh:    • FNAF, but it's made for ADULTS  
@Battington - Harmony & Horror:    • WARNING: SCARIEST VHS TAPE IN YEARS |...  
@Battington - FNAF VHS Series:    • FNAF's SCARIEST Series RETURNS!  
@thewaltenfiles - The Walten Files    • SAFETY IN PILLS | A Walten Files Retr...  
@TheDarkLordK -    • It's WATCHING You... | FNAF VHS  
@Valox - The Afton Archives:    • The MANY DEATHS of Michael Afton | FN...  
@FiveNightsatFreddysPlus - VHS:    • Do You REMEMBER How You DIED?  
@garrettwade - FNAF VHS Series:    • The One You Should NOT Have Killed  
@ReachAnimations - The Incident Logs:    • The Most TERRIFYING FNAF Video You've...  
@TheInkShadow -    • PLEASE DON'T RESIST.  

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All Comments (21)
  • @user-hv6dk6du6p
    This isn't even an analog horror at this point it's a full on TV show 💀💀💀
  • I love how the real monster in Angel Hare isn't Angel Gabby herself but Jonahs father It makes it all the more scary because its more realistic that the "monster" is actually human
  • @antionetweed4412
    This doesn’t feel like analog horror. Feels like it’s trying to help you.
  • @kxnnnnn
    gabby really said 'my child, trust in the glock as i trust in you'
  • @magnusm4
    This just feels like the most wholesome reverse version of a creepy pasta. The cartoon subtly but eerily starts responding specifically to their questions. But Gabby help them hide the gun their dad uses and teaches them to be strong. I like how she even reverses the biblical messages and changes it to a more emotional personal strength of character rather than faith. They're very supportive and a little forward. Then Zag cares about her and looks for her. The viewers bad attitude is quite too mean as Zag shows he also cares about Gabby. I also love their personalities. Gabby's voice is very friendly and her helpful and strong but also scheming personality is a really fun combination. Zag is dismissive and distant from others yet has a heart of gold and cares about his close ones and determined. He's also the straight one on the room. This is just a genuinely good story with well written and acted characters. Would love to see it as an actual show.
  • @kiartoons2010
    The simple concept of a educational cartoon character talking not just to the viewer, but specifically one person is oddly unnerving. However, the idea that the character in said show both can talk to you and BE REPLACED is so weird. Love this series.
  • This is probably the best way for an analog horror to flip the switch! Gabby seems all too real without many of the subtle creepy touches. She cares for Jonah and his life! She cares that he is safe! If I had a vhs or vcr of this certain type, I would definitely listen to the rabbit.
  • @Foggyfrogreal
    POV: when a analog horror have better lore than anything
  • As a uh, human man-child with a lot of trauma... WHERE ON EARTH WAS GABBY WHEN I NEEDED HER 😭
  • I love how the Angel Gabby series went from " horrifying " to a "Batman theme of events", So by the batman thing i said, I meant like a more childish theme
  • @SteveTheNam
    Angel Gabriel: Chaotic Good (guys hear me out) Angel Zaggy: Lawful Neutral also deeper voice than markiplier Jonah: Chaotic good
  • @josesanchez1011
    We only get a few clues as to what kind of monster Jonahs dad was, but the few we get are horrifying. He leaves a loaded weapon on a table where a child could get it. He hurt his child enough to leave physical scars and forcing Jonah to surpress his own memories. Jonah had to block his door as well as hide inside of the closet. He even leaves Jonah alone at a gery young age for many hours without supervision while weapons are present. Just those few clues paint a very scary picture without going too far.
  • Oh wow! This was absolutely delightful! Thanks so much for watching our show! Great analysis!
  • @yello480
    I feel like shes is a REAL guardian angel protecting Jonathan from his father
  • For once a vhs that deviates from the original script, doesn’t have malicious intent for the viewer, which is nice.