Jupiter Ascending Pitch Meeting
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Published 2024-05-23
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The Wachowski’s made history with their groundbreaking movie The Matrix back in 1999. But it seems like over the past 25 years they’ve never been able to recapture that magic, try as they may have.
Jupiter Ascending rdefinitely raises some questions. Like why is Channing Tatum half a dog? Is Jupiter even interested in anything that’s happening? Why does this movie do the exact same scene twice, back-to-back and beat-for-beat?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Jupiter Ascending!
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All Comments (21)
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A movie so inept that it couldn't even kill off Sean Bean's character.
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“Are you off your meds again?” “Hey shut up dad” New lore just dropped
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"I thought he was part dog." "Yeah, but now he's got his wings back" Best line ever. 😅🤣😆
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Really heartwarming to know, how benevolent Hollywood are giving 7 years old a chance to write script for their movies.
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"So you have a movie for me?" "No, sir, I don't."
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"Oh cool, I never saw this movie so this Pitch Meeting will tell me what it was about" One minute in: "What the actual fuck"
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4:42 in the article shown at the end of the video, mila kunis said she knew Jupiter Ascending would flop before they started filming. I just went and read the article, and she says she knew it would flop because the budget was cut at the last minute. mila, I’m sorry but the budget wasn’t the problem — no amount of money was gonna save this script / premise from itself! haha
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"She barely looks interested" killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
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For everyone saying they've never seen/heard of this movie, just know: there is so much insane stuff going on that this video could easily be tripled in length. This doesn't even touch on Jupiter's father being killed by the KGB, the giant lizard men, Caine's 'blacking out and killing royals by instinct' backstory, the third space sibling, or all the weird Oedipus complex vibes from the siblings.
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"Teacher says every time a bell rings, a weird dog-man gets his wings back because he had them for unexplained reasons and lost them for other unexplained reasons"
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The bee on the computer monitor in the background. Producer guy is royalty.
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Ryan, you have no idea how long I have been waiting for you to make a pitch meeting about this. It's been years since I watched it but I still can't forget the scene where they use a sanitary pad to stop Channing Tatum from bleeding but use the sticky side of it instead of the absorbent side
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Still love the irony that in Jupiter ASCENDING she just spends the whole movie literally and figuratively falling.
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“Kane got his wings back” “But I thought he was part dog” “Yep, and now he’s got his wings back”
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“The queen has a beard of bees” idk why I found that line utterly hilarious
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I can't believe you did a pitch meeting for Jupiter Ascending and didn't even mention the sanitary pad scene! LOL!
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"Those are words" By far, the best and most coherent summary of this movie i have ever seen.
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:58 "I have no further questions about that" is the single best, most sanity-saving approach to this movie.
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1:24 “So then they go see this guy, Stinger, and he’s half bee.” 🤣 What the hell is this??? I’m guessing he likes jazz
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I always thought the “I love dogs” line looked like they were reading it for the first time off a prompt. She says it with just a little question in her voice. He just gives up, ends the scene and walks off. She follows to say WTF. He turns back and they just stare at each other like they just fully realized what this movie is.
