Every Time Holt ROASTED Wuntch | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites
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Published 2020-03-18
Holt: Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?
Wuntch: I’m the front-runner for a job in the Boston PD.
Holt: Boston? But it’s so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you?
Holt: Madeline. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.
Wuntch: I see you got an audience for this little stunt.
Holt: Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile.
Wuntch: Hello, Raymond. How do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.
Holt: Yes, I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.
Holt: Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Madeline Wuntch: Call me the devil, Raymond? How original.
Captain Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.
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"You've aged" Simple yet brutal.
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"Never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you"😂
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1:50 “Sticks and stones Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?” Holt’s a savage
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“Wunch isn’t some invincible succubus, she’s a regular succubus”
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Wuntch: Hello, Raymond! Surprised to see me? Holt: Well, I didn’t say bloody mary three times. So yes.
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"Boston, but it's so close to salem you do know what they do to witches up there dont you" good lord
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Terry: “Sir she’s dead” Holt: “Oh Terry, zombies can’t die. This is some sort of scam, if she were dead we would be hearing the sound of children singing in the streets” I’ve never cried tears laughing before but this part is what did it for me
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Holt: "is that a talking raisin?" Wuntch: "enough foreplay"
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They never said my favorite line "Just like God said to Wuntch when she tried to sneak past the pearly gates into Heaven, 'It ain't happenin honey'".
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“Youuuu embarrassed yourSSSSSELF in front of Derek Jeter.”
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“I see you’ve got an audience for this little stunt.” “Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?” Awesome 😂
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“Wunch time is over! Boom, did it!” This is the moment when Holt became Jake.
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can we all appreciate jake's burn too? "i'd give you more details but someone just came in to try and find her Dalmatian coat" I SCREAM
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“Now I know why you call this a suicide squad because I already wanna kill myself!” LOL!!! Captain Holt is at his best when he’s insulting Wuntch.
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"She was so young"😢 Holt: For a redwood tree😂😂😂
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Wuntch: “Sticks and Stones Raymond” Holt: “Describing your breakfast?” Lol 😂
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“Madeline I didn’t see you, I thought you were an old leather chair”😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead
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I don't know why but "You've AGED" always gets me. Every... Time The other one that always gets me is "Boston, its so close to Salem"
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“whatever you do, don’t look directly into her eyes” “why, cause you’ll turn to stone?” “no, because her eyes are ugly” 😂😂😂😭😭😭
