Schlatt Ranks Your FUNNIEST TikToks

That one where a guy destroyed and chewed up a wasp nest was one of the only ones that schlatt was truly afraid about

08:10 I had a teacher in HS who everyone loved. He told us he purposefully left the smoke alarms dead in his house bc he didn't want his wife to know about his midnight hotboxing sessions in their bathroom, and told her that the alarms were fine, that they all do that. He was a robotics teacher, and his wife was an english teacher at our school. Some kid snitched my senior year and they ended up getting divorced. Next week after we found out about it the snitch's car was stripped for parts and we found out it was the auto/mechanics kids who did it lmao.

With that wasp nest one, the fact they all flew away rather than fight just shows how often he does this. The wasps know they will only lose again.

Clips: 0:10 Corn Dog Prank 0:46 Driving by Wrench 2:30 I'm good 4:40 Guy Chilling in the Freezer 5:54 Gorilla Popsicle Ft: Smoke Alarm 8:21 Some Guy learns iMovie 9:49 Vape 10:32 rubbing Pepper under the eyes 11:37 Dank Monkey 12:22 Anti Step Shoe Cover 14:36 Fall Guys Season 2 14:55 Biden's Cheatsheet 16:25 It's his Favorite Activity 17:34 Plane flying through city 18:16 How to Build a Fushion Reactor 19:33 "You Probably had no Drip When you were younger" 20:54 Tom Cruise, Top Gun 22:09 Bro was in a Cartoon 23:13 Average U.K Robbery 23:50 Oscar hears a Curse Word 24:49 "Bruh, Move" 25:09 Wasp Nest Crush 27:05 Patriot crushes and Eats Wasp Nest 32:29 Which Grade are you 33:42 Trumpet 34:15 22.5 Pounds of Spicy mini Pickles in Air Fryer 35:21 After my Friend says "Time to get a watch" 36:12 Volkswagen 36:49 Selling crowbar 37:25 This Dog had 50 bones bet on this game 37:44 Chicken Hot as hell 38:42 I guess he bumping 39:14 Jeffery Dahmer 40:07 "Stop holding hands" 40:52 When you forget to give them blankets 41:50 Roblox Car Crash 42:51 DS volume at funeral 43:35 Drinking for the first time? but not with gamersubs 44:01 hot dog roller playing Bob Dylan 44:16 2 pairs of jeans 44:47 some guy doing weird gestures 45:07 Church man chugs beer 45:36 Blue lobster 46:18 Sleepy Joe #1 47:39 Your imposter 48:33 Fridge 50:09 Low Res 50:52 Dababy 51:08 Voice Crack 52:01 Fun Cat 52:30 Bike on life Support 53:02 Drunk falling 54:00 turtle up telephone pole 54:38 Devious asf walk 55:04 Saddest drink drop ever 55:35 Landmine hopscotch 55:57 rat jump-scare 56:27 This thing is smarter than most of you 57:22 goofy ahh phone 58:06 Science Bitch 58:23 Threw a Desk Mid Class 58:48 Watermelon Crack Ft: Schlatt's Future Boyfriend 59:24 "Hit a Trick" 59:39 Grandma steals mail 59:58 Monke 1:00:22 Tomahawking Everybody 1:00:57 Prince Charles when the Queen dies 1:01:11 Moves only climbers can do 1:01:33 2AM in Louisville 1:01:50 Who's that Pokemon Ft: Monke 1:02:09 Dad celebrating divorce be like 1:02:36 rapping with Hairbrush mic 1:06:56 Guy intimating dog bark 1:07:16 Drive-thru outro 1:07:54 Sleepy Joe #2 Ft: Bin Laden 1:08:48 Slippery bridge 1:10:17 LGBT Lights 1:10:42 "Whole Milk" 1:12:01 Tom Cruise Japan 1:13:29 Bro "Saved" chair in the nick of time 1:13:59 Hot boxing UHAUL 1:14:44 Driving like he in Mario kart 1:15:31 Hide ya Presents 1:16:17 ignore my laugh 1:17:07 WTF is wrong with those Cats 1:18:43 Realistic Hulk Filter 1:19:20 Carbon monoxide 1:19:48 bro hopped on fortnite 1:20:54 Schlatt Watches some Youtube Shorts 1:23:19 His homie had to come get him 1:23:54 fartsoundreverb.mp3 1:24:25 Sleeping prank 1:24:58 Russian bread vs brick 1:25:24 bro flexed mid apology 1:26:00 Shit ruined by firework 1:26:42 Catbag 1:26:59 Will Smith cat 1:27:41 Paused my game to be here 1:28:04 The Audio ruined it 1:28:44 Texas Mosquitoes 1:29:28 I've been doing this for years man 1:30:31 I love burritos 1:30:50 Charles Manson of Tiktok 1:31:16 Hawaiian Style Glizzie 1:31:42 Child gets in the WWE 1:31:53 Caveman Mcdonalds sprite 1:33:04 We are Processing this video. Please Check Back Later 1:34:07 Roller Coaster stare 1:35:26 School Toilets 1:36:04 what a Catch 1:36:27 What are those?! 1:36:52 Man's been holding this since WW1 1:37:15 Shadow was attacked earlier 1:37:48 "You two fuckers just made the biggest mistake of your lousy careers" 1:38:34 Free School Supplies 1:38:57 Damn we fr stuck 1:39:15 Do you like Waffles 1:39:39 GTA Baby shot 1:41:09 Enrolling her into the army 1:41:31 Steak dinner 1:41:52 Upper Decker 1:42:34 Lawnmower vs Carpet 1:43:09 Had to get the boys right 1:43:34 mattress fall 1:44:33 Boing 1:44:56 Kitten confession 1:45:20 Jump over table fail 1:45:58 Sending him back home 1:46:15 Tags Evolving 1:46:27 Who's Toddler on These Roads 1:46:56 Fortnite Back Bling 1:47:25 guy never has said anything 1:48:19 McFlurry Rap 1:48:57 Mcdonalds cup thrown 1:50:03 Shower Ghost 1:50:48 Your not From Chicago

I love how he titles these as if he actually ranks any of them, great bit big guy

Great video, i threw up 9 times.

1:38:00 Hey schlatt, I Noticed that when youre hearing the tapping, your microphone is moving up and down. Its most likely the boom arm hitting on the table, or the XLR cable thats hanging from it swinging and hitting your desk. This will usually make uncharacteristic low rumble or tapping noise that will sound a lot like someone knocking on your wall, especially if you have headphones in while youre monitoring the audio thats coming thru the mic. Hope you see this and get rid of that paranoia, this used to happen to me all the time until i figured out what it was.

This one annoys me slightly so I'm going to try to explain it. I study Physics and Astrophysics and have a love for reading about Fusion reactors and technologies and wanted to clear up some misconceptions. Fusion reactors are NOT Fission reactors. they may both be nuclear, but they are completely different concepts. If a video teaches you how to make a fusion reactor, they put a lot of effort into making it, as Fusion reactors are REALLY hard to make. While Fission reactors use the breakdown of heavy elements like Uranium and Plutonium to generate heat, Fusion reactors generate heat in the opposite way, by combining elements to release an enormous amount of energy, far more than a Fission reactor of the same size and complexity. Currently Fusion reactors are so expensive and hard to make the amount of good they do is low, although we have made recent breakthroughs and only a few months ago reached ignition, meaning the reactor is hot enough to fuse elements without external power. Fission reactors can melt down at only a few thousand degrees, while Fusion reactors don't even function until they reach MILLIONS of degrees. the record is holding a reaction at 126 million degrees Fahrenheit (70 million Celsius) for around 10 seconds. Surprisingly, Fusion reactors are far safer than Fission reactors, even modern ones, as they physically cannot meltdown due to the way they function. If the plasma in the reactor gets too hot, it expands, cooling down. If the plasma touches the walls of the reactor, it will evaporate, turning back into gas due to the temperature difference of it and the magnetic containment of the reactor, stopping the reaction cold. Sorry if this is long, but I just wanted to get this out here so that people know this. TL;DR: Fusion reactors are not Fission reactors, and are perfectly safe.

Schlatts gonna have a “rating your awful cars” stream, calling it now

so excited to see "Schlatt" try to "integrate" back into society after his horrible "deeds" in 1999

23:16 The "My apologies original gangster." had me more out of breath than my terminally ill grandfather.

1:41:26 schlatt saying “stay toxic” is exactly what i needed today, thank you 🙏

As a college student, i'm so glad that you upload these to youtube. I love rewatching these and listening to them while I study.

Whoo, another schlinkle vod. I love watching schloohicky on my days off

5:52 "Schlatt": I'm not gonna judge Also "Schlatt" with the most judgeful look on his face: dear lord, what is this?

can we take a moment to appreciate that schlatt spent 2 minutes and 20 seconds being amazed by a popsicle

“As long as it gives you hydration, does the size really matter?” -Jschlizzle, 2022

I’m actually scared of that guy being able to eat a wasp nest like does he feel anything??

i love how the video starts with him being cheerful, then his sanity slowly cripples throughout the video

I love how “Schlatt” is so “confused” every time he sees another person with “sideburns”